Quote Originally Posted by kexodusc
Ha, this thread reminds me - does anyone else find it more difficult to get out of Walmart than into another country these days?

The Walmart in my town has these huge cancer-causing, x-ray using anti-theft scanner things, a robotic talking voice that shouts at you if you set the scanner off, kind of like that robot in Robo-Cop that malfuntioned and kills everyone, and of course, the 67 year old ladies that pincer attack everyone who tries to leave to get a look see at what you have in your bag...If they weren't so darn cheap on everything I don't think I'd go back
And then you have to get out of the parking lot. You have to wait for the old ladies to cross in front of you with their walkers. Then when you're about to go, a half dozen teenagers run in front of you. More walkers and then you can move forward a few inches at a time. Still getting dirty looks from the 19 year olds who yell, "pedestrians have the right of way!" Yup, that's why I stopped. Did they notice that I stopped? Finally, you get to the end of the parking lot where there is a major traffic jam up. Everyone has a stop sign but no one wants to let anyone else go. So much fun.