Thank you for that Linguistics lesson Professor Syllable. Just the same, I like it when sticks says repartee, it sounds better than when a Canadian says it.
I appreciate the shout-out but when Feanor said, "You are becoming very obscure of late. Humour us simple folk with simple, syntactically conventional, and preferably monosyllabic sentences." there was a certain irony don'tcha think? I'm fairly certain it was intentional.

And, um,...not to get too William Safire on y'alls but I'm pretty sure that "Doubtless BB-USA will equal this." is correct, albeit awkward. It's an implied subject, as in "[It is] Doubtless [that] BB-USA will equal this.". Your way ascribes qualities to all the workers of Best Buy USA, specifically "doubtlessness", which for those of that have experienced the confusion and chaos of a busy evening BB is fairly unconvincing.

In any case, the whole interchange arose from my comments on the word "decimate" which I had suspected was used incorrectly in STtT's first post. I thought maybe T had enjoyed a shot too many of Patron and meant "disseminate" or some such term. I looked it up. I was wrong...so maybe I'd enjoyed one too many. In the end I learned something, so thanks Terrence.