Reputations points...

[bobsticks]

1000 ridiculous posts...we can all be proud.

[Rich-n-Texas]

And who better to make the 1000th than a moderator! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Rich-n-Texas]

Mensch is a Yiddish term and we will start those lessons after you sign up for PFLAG.

Hmmmm... Theres no T in that so it doesn't have to do with *tolerance*.

Lemme go down a couple tequilla shots, maybe that'll knock a few rocks loose.

[JohnMichael]

Hmmmm... Theres no T in that so it doesn't have to do with *tolerance*.

Lemme go down a couple tequilla shots, maybe that'll knock a few rocks loose.

Parents, families and friends of lesbians and gays.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Parents, families and friends of lesbians and gays.

Hey, I see these stickers in peoples windows in my hood. I have one question, why do lesbians slap me every time I ask them if they want to play pattie cake? Are they just angry?

I guess I get a chance to be a member by default. Hollywood is full of gay men, and they sure in the heck don't bother me, but they do make me laugh alot. Meh, they make comments, but what do you expect when you are a gym dawg. I do not think their is anyone in the bay area or Los Angeles does does not like a very fit guy.

My neighborhood is full of gays and lesbians. I dunno what all the fuss is about, they walked their dogs just like I do, they pay a gardner to do the yard just like I do(I am a lazy ass), they buttle their kids off to school just like I used to do. I do not get what all the fuss is about gays and lesbians. Someone esplain to me.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Truthfully John, I have to admit that I am homophobic to a certain extent, but because of people like you and the way you interact with people here... not so much the case anymore. to you.

Oh and, cross the garage door opener task off the list... All better now.

Rich, I can rid you of your homophobia forever. For the next 30 days you must spend all of your time in the Castro district of San Francisco. When you arrive in SF, your rainbow flag will be waiting, and a spot is reserved for you on a float in the gay pride parade. The float is sponsored by K-jel, "The special lubricant for those special moments". After you finished the parade, you will be forced to hang out with the San Francisco Renegades Drum and Bugle Corps for a night of heavy drinking and bar hopping, and for the next 29 days of activities. When you finished with this, you will be cured, I assure you.

[Woochifer]

1,000 posts for sake of 1,000 posts! We are so shameless!

Little did Lexperv realize what he was creating when he lost control of his whiny soapbox ...

[bobsticks]

30 days??

Hey, I can solve that in 10 minutes. Sit down with pen and paper and list the ways in which the behavior of someone else in their bedroom effects your life. Seriously.

I always laugh when gun owners (and I'm a former gun owner) pass judgement on other people's behavior. Now you'll excuse me, I have to go to my Libertarian Coffee Klatsch...

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[JohnMichael]

Hey, I see these stickers in peoples windows in my hood. I have one question, why do lesbians slap me every time I ask them if they want to play pattie cake? Are they just angry?

I guess I get a chance to be a member by default. Hollywood is full of gay men, and they sure in the heck don't bother me, but they do make me laugh alot. Meh, they make comments, but what do you expect when you are a gym dawg. I do not think their is anyone in the bay area or Los Angeles does does not like a very fit guy.

My neighborhood is full of gays and lesbians. I dunno what all the fuss is about, they walked their dogs just like I do, they pay a gardner to do the yard just like I do(I am a lazy ass), they buttle their kids off to school just like I used to do. I do not get what all the fuss is about gays and lesbians. Someone esplain to me.

Lesbians seem to be angry towards men. We have a lesbian bar that a man straight or gay dare not enter. I made the mistake of going in once and was punched as I walked through the bar.

I have always been amazed by people who worried about what someone was doing in their bedroom. You only have to worry about your own. Oh and if I misread signals and ask a man out and he is straight he should react the same as if a woman he is not attracted to asks him out. I am flattered but no thanks instead of I am going to kick your ass.

We really do want the same things as everyone else. Love, happiness, friends and a safe place to call home.

Reading your post I wonder what I am doing in rural red neck Ohio.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Rich, I can rid you of your homophobia forever. For the next 30 days you must spend all of your time in the Castro district of San Francisco. When you arrive in SF, your rainbow flag will be waiting, and a spot is reserved for you on a float in the gay pride parade. The float is sponsored by K-jel, "The special lubricant for those special moments". After you finished the parade, you will be forced to hang out with the San Francisco Renegades Drum and Bugle Corps for a night of heavy drinking and bar hopping, and for the next 29 days of activities. When you finished with this, you will be cured, I assure you.

Sir T, that's all well and good but will I still be attracted to women when I get back to Texas? Maybe a bit too extreme?

Truth be told, San Fran is on the future *tour of Cali* itinerary along with San Diego, LA...etc. Maybe I'll rent a Vette for the trip.

[Rich-n-Texas]

...We really do want the same things as everyone else. Love, happiness, friends and a safe place to call home...

And a BIG... BADASS STEREO!!!

[Rich-n-Texas]

...Now you'll excuse me, I have to go to my Libertarian Coffee Klatsch...

Here in my l'il ol' western railroad town we have a Starbucks!

[L.J.]

1,000 posts for sake of 1,000 posts! We are so shameless!

Little did Lexperv realize what he was creating when he lost control of his whiny soapbox ...

At the rate Rich & GM post, we should be at 2k in about 2 weeks

[Rich-n-Texas]

Who was it that said: "When you find something you're good at, stick with it"?

[L.J.]

Sir T, you gotta PM.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Sir T, that's all well and good but will I still be attracted to women when I get back to Texas? Maybe a bit too extreme?

You will be more attracted to them than you were before you left, trust me on that one!

Truth be told, San Fran is on the future *tour of Cali* itinerary along with San Diego, LA...etc. Maybe I'll rent a Vette for the trip.

If you ever make it here, send me a note. I'll grab Wooch by the collar, and we'll take you out for prime rib at The House of Prime Rib in the city. Best damn beef you'll ever taste, and the salad is kick ass too.

[Rich-n-Texas]

That'd sure be a lot of fun T. With what goes on here, we'd be laughing our balls off for hours on end while eating Prime rib.

[bobsticks]

Lesbians seem to be angry towards men. We have a lesbian bar that a man straight or gay dare not enter. I made the mistake of going in once and was punched as I walked through the bar.

Interesting. In my limited experience, most of the lesbians I have met were rather down to earth folks. They shared a lot more common interests with me than the average female, which I guess makes sense...

The angry, militant ones certainly weren't ever in any danger of being hit on by a male with anything less than an extreme taste for the whip...I don't lose alot of sleep over the Rosie-clone hatin' on me anyway.

[JohnMichael]

Interesting. In my limited experience, most of the lesbians I have met were rather down to earth folks. They shared a lot more common interests with me than the average female, which I guess makes sense...

The angry, militant ones certainly weren't ever in any danger of being hit on by a male with anything less than an extreme taste for the whip...I don't lose alot of sleep over the Rosie-clone hatin' on me anyway.

I should have worded that differently. All my comments were related to the bar. My experiences with lesbians in a professional caliber have been much more positive.

[Groundbeef]

I should have worded that differently. All my comments were related to the bar. My experiences with lesbians in a professional caliber have been much more positive.

I didn't realize they were branching out. Now we have both professional, and amature lesbians? Is there a certification process? Some sort of license?

[GMichael]

Truthfully John, I have to admit that I am homophobic to a certain extent, but because of people like you and the way you interact with people here... not so much the case anymore. to you.

Oh and, cross the garage door opener task off the list... All better now.

I know many men (and women) like JM who don't fit into TV's and movie's mold of the alternate lifestyle member. They've been good friends and sure know how to party. Kudos to you for seeing the light. I'd shoot you a gold star if my gun was worth a spit.
Maybe I'll just spit at you.

[GMichael]

Lesbians seem to be angry towards men. We have a lesbian bar that a man straight or gay dare not enter. I made the mistake of going in once and was punched as I walked through the bar.

I have always been amazed by people who worried about what someone was doing in their bedroom. You only have to worry about your own. Oh and if I misread signals and ask a man out and he is straight he should react the same as if a woman he is not attracted to asks him out. I am flattered but no thanks instead of I am going to kick your ass.

We really do want the same things as everyone else. Love, happiness, friends and a safe place to call home.

Reading your post I wonder what I am doing in rural red neck Ohio.

I once had a guy ask me to dance at a party. I was there on a date with a girl who was supposedly his friend. As soon as she walked away for a second he turned to me and asked. He wasn't bad looking. A little like Michael Jackson before he started turning white. But I just told him that I didn't like this kind of music and walked over to my date. It was flattering to know that both sides of the fence like me.

[GMichael]

I didn't realize they were branching out. Now we have both professional, and amature lesbians? Is there a certification process? Some sort of license?

I think there may be some kind of misunderstanding here.

[Rich-n-Texas]

I know many men (and women) like JM who don't fit into TV's and movie's mold of the alternate lifestyle member. They've been good friends and sure know how to party. Kudos to you for seeing the light. I'd shoot you a gold star if my gun was worth a spit.
Maybe I'll just spit at you.

Immediately, the Seinfeld episode where Kramer accuses Keith Hernandez of spitting on him comes to mind clear as a bell. Classic Kramer.

[GMichael]

Immediately, the Seinfeld episode where Kramer accuses Keith Hernandez of spitting on him comes to mind clear as a bell. Classic Kramer.

That was one magical lugie!