Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
Truthfully John, I have to admit that I am homophobic to a certain extent, but because of people like you and the way you interact with people here... not so much the case anymore. to you.

Oh and, cross the garage door opener task off the list... All better now.
Rich, I can rid you of your homophobia forever. For the next 30 days you must spend all of your time in the Castro district of San Francisco. When you arrive in SF, your rainbow flag will be waiting, and a spot is reserved for you on a float in the gay pride parade. The float is sponsored by K-jel, "The special lubricant for those special moments". After you finished the parade, you will be forced to hang out with the San Francisco Renegades Drum and Bugle Corps for a night of heavy drinking and bar hopping, and for the next 29 days of activities. When you finished with this, you will be cured, I assure you.