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  1. 03-24-2008, 07:52 AM #1026
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groundbeef
    I didn't realize they were branching out. Now we have both professional, and amature lesbians? Is there a certification process? Some sort of license?
    Kinda. 'Round these parts a lot of younger ladies are more open to experimentation as a defining part of their lipstick feminism...they being the amateurs, I suppose. It's not always a bad thing and not always excluding in nature. There are...you know what, nevermind, anything more would necessarily involve the acknowledgement of that which the current administration of Body Nazis considers felonious...

    This thread should be renamed "Watercooler Banter".
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    Kinda. 'Round these parts a lot of younger ladies are more open to experimentation as a defining part of their lipstick feminism...they being the amateurs, I suppose. It's not always a bad thing and not always excluding in nature. There are...you know what, nevermind, anything more would necessarily involve the acknowledgement of that which the current administration of Body Nazis considers felonious...

    This thread should be renamed "Watercooler Banter".
    We've gone from homo-sexuals to bi-sexuals to try-sexuals.
    What kind of water is in that cooler?
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    ...To uni-sexuals. Didn't someone here say she only has one nut?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    We've gone from homo-sexuals to bi-sexuals to try-sexuals.
    What kind of water is in that cooler?
    Residual printer ink and ketamine hydrochloride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    ...To uni-sexuals. Didn't someone here say she only has one nut?
    Well, I'm not sure how them women are grown down in Texas, but in this part of the midwest, our women don't have any nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groundbeef
    Well, I'm not sure how them women are grown down in Texas, but in this part of the midwest, our women don't have any nuts.
    You gotta remember, Rich is going through a very rough stage. I would imagine that whatever shadows cross his door may be curvaceous in some areas and oblong in others.
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  7. 03-24-2008, 10:13 AM #1032
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groundbeef
    Well, I'm not sure how them women are grown down in Texas, but in this part of the midwest, our women don't have any nuts.
    Whoops! Typo! My apologies.
    (Or maybe a Freudian slip?)

    Nevertheless, I'm willing to bet JSE has come across a few farm animal peculiarities down there below the flood plane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    Whoops! Typo! My apologies.
    (Or maybe a Freudian slip?)

    Nevertheless, I'm willing to bet JSE has come across a few farm animal peculiarities down there below the flood plane.

    Baaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-!
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  9. 03-24-2008, 10:35 AM #1034
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    ...To uni-sexuals. Didn't someone here say she only has one nut?
    To uber-sexuals who will have as much sex as possible with the homosexuals, bi-sexuals, and tri-sexuals.
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    We've got a long way to go before we even catch up to the "What is Spinning" thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    We've got a long way to go before we even catch up to the "What is Spinning" thread.
    Yeah, but at the rate this thread is (de/e)volving, it won't take too long at all.

    When I re-entered the dating scene in '96 (after 20 years of marriage) I was told to watch Crocodile Dundee. I really had no idea why, but I trusted my friend and gave it a go.

    About 1/2 way through I found out why.
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    Quote Originally Posted by markw
    Yeah, but at the rate this thread is (de/e)volving, it won't take too long at all.

    When I re-entered the dating scene in '96 (after 20 years of marriage) I was told to watch Crocodile Dundee. I really had no idea why, but I trusted my friend and gave it a go.

    About 1/2 way through I found out why.
    That Sheila is a guy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    That Sheila is a guy?
    In my neck of the woods all Sheila's are guys...LOLOL..did I just say that?
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    I thought Sheilas were female kangaroos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
    That Sheila is a guy?
    Well, I was considering searching for it on TV, but now that you say this... maybe not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JSE
    Baaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-!
    I nominate this for best one-liner ever, and it wasn't even in English!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woochifer
    I nominate this for best one-liner ever, and it wasn't even in English!
    I don't know Woochie...I think you're selling yourself short. Hours later I'm still giggling about "moldy wordsmithing"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    I don't know Woochie...I think you're selling yourself short. Hours later I'm still giggling about "moldy wordsmithing"...
    That got me too...had my shoulders shakin. Wooch ain't no good.....
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    Attention Attention!!!

    Mr. sticks is now the first member to have 4 greenies under his username. Gonna be tough for anyone to overcome his rep now!

    (A real suck-up ain't he?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    Mr. sticks is now the first member to have 4 greenies under his username. Gonna be tough for anyone to overcome his rep now!

    (A real suck-up ain't he?)
    Yeah, but he's still a jewel in the rough. Judging from the jam everyone seems to be having with their greenie guns, it doesn't appear that anyone will be catching up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas

    (A real suck-up ain't he?)
    Nah, just possessing of the requisite or adequate ability to discern that women have no nuts.

    ...the bar ain't that high.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsticks
    Nah, just possessing of the requisite or adequate ability to discern that women have no nuts.

    ...the bar ain't that high.
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    Don't encourage him you "ninny"!!!
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