10) They can't put a funny quip under their avatars. Why bother registering?

9) Boring white background blinds newbies- they don't know about the special dark glasses every new registrant receives.

8) Hurricane Charley, now Frances. Hey, it worked for Chip...

7) No comps on 8-tracks? WTF?

6) Even the moderators don't proofread. "We'd love you have you."??

5) Too many chicks.

4) No RR jerseys??

3) Troy drank all the gin and double-dipped the chips at the 'Meet The Newbies' party. Music by Porcupine Tree, of course.

2) Two words- YECH. Banned.

1) Someone told them you have to accept one of my comps upon entering.

Let's hear yours!

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