10. Don't want to lose their LurkerHipsterElitistSnob cred.

9. Too much mountain bike talk

8. Could never catch up to Davey's avatar collection, so why try.

7. Not enough chicks!

6. Not enough Canadians!

5. They don't understand why we haven't figured out yet that The Musical Box is just a cover band, man.

4. If they wait until January to register, they won't have to buy us all Christmas presents.

3. No real prizes for the silly "name the pets" contests.

2. They miss the old board and are protesting the new.

1. They don't understand that ...you will know us by the trail of dead, is the name of a band and not really how they will know us!