Top 10 reasons lurkers don't register.

[Chip_B]

10. They don't know math from twee

9. Their woofers are too small

8. The food here is worse than at an Arkansas middle school cafeteria on mystery meat day

7. Prog bands like Spock's Porcupine and Tree Beard confuse them, though I believe some are aware that the latter was a talking plant that killed evil wizards

6. Months go by with no Christopher Cross threads

5. They can't think of a catchy moniker like 'Jim Clark', 'BarryL', or 'Chip_B'

4. They don't feel like shaking their skinny fists at African royalty

3. The cat-with-the-lime-on-its-head avatar has already been taken, so what's the use?

2. Canadians are allowed to participate without adult supervision

1. They're afraid Finch will send them his Best of the Backstreet Boys--Hot Hits for Cool Chicks! comp

[ForeverAutumn]

10. Don't want to lose their LurkerHipsterElitistSnob cred.

9. Too much mountain bike talk

8. Could never catch up to Davey's avatar collection, so why try.

7. Not enough chicks!

6. Not enough Canadians!

5. They don't understand why we haven't figured out yet that The Musical Box is just a cover band, man.

4. If they wait until January to register, they won't have to buy us all Christmas presents.

3. No real prizes for the silly "name the pets" contests.

2. They miss the old board and are protesting the new.

1. They don't understand that ...you will know us by the trail of dead, is the name of a band and not really how they will know us!