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    Quote Originally Posted by JSE
    agreeing to buy 1/100th of an inch of that latest and greatest Monster cable, but he just looked at me with this disgusted face and.........?
    began to throw a punch at me, I ducked it then I just absolutely..................................

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    ...had to see what would happen if I sealed his lips shut, too. I reached for the tube of superglue, but...
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    ...it had leaked in my pocket, now my testicles were glued together!! I immediately.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justlisten2
    ...it had leaked in my pocket, now my testicles were glued together!! I immediately.....
    reached for the Monster Automatic Voltage Stabilizer that was plugged in right beside me and began to...............................................

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    ...unscrew the back panel in order to hotwire the unit for electroshock therapy to melt the glue from the affected area. But then I saw in bold lettering...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeskibuff
    ...unscrew the back panel in order to hotwire the unit for electroshock therapy to melt the glue from the affected area. But then I saw in bold lettering...

    "WARNING! This device not intended for NADs!, I began to wonder if they meant......

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    Quote Originally Posted by JSE
    "WARNING! This device not intended for NADs!, I began to wonder if they meant......
    "GO-NADS" But upon further inspection I noticed more bold print, " THIS MONSTER PRODUCT IS COMPLETELY WIRED WITH HOME DEPOTE 16 GUAGE THROUGHOUT."

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