One line story

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  • 05-19-2004, 07:41 PM
    Izlsnizzt
    One line story
    You guys may have seen this on other forums in the past but why not try it here for the hell of it. The idea is everyone contribtes a line and progresses the story. On another forum I was a member of (Until it started to suck) we got about 100 PAGES of this over a while. Her I'll start:

    Once upon a time in Tweater's "HIFI" listening room...



    Lets see what you make of it...
  • 05-19-2004, 08:23 PM
    paul_pci
    I dropped a bottle of crazy glue …
  • 05-20-2004, 06:47 AM
    Bryan
    That spilled onto ...
  • 05-20-2004, 09:33 AM
    Izlsnizzt
    A Monster Automatic Voltage Stabalizer...





    BTW Newbies (like me) This is an easy way to build rank if your so inclined but don't flame the board...
  • 05-20-2004, 10:42 AM
    JSE
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Izlsnizzt
    A Monster Automatic Voltage Stabalizer...





    BTW Newbies (like me) This is an easy way to build rank if your so inclined but don't flame the board...


    And magically transformed the crazy clue into...............................?

    JSE
  • 05-24-2004, 10:02 AM
    Justlisten2
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JSE
    And magically transformed the crazy clue into...............................?

    JSE


    The latest and greatest Monster cables that..
  • 05-25-2004, 11:49 AM
    piece-it pete
    ...are currently on sale for the bargain price of $330 per inch ......
  • 05-25-2004, 12:44 PM
    JSE
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by piece-it pete
    ...are currently on sale for the bargain price of $330 per inch ......


    I asked the salesman, Why so much?.............................

    JSE
  • 05-26-2004, 03:18 PM
    jeskibuff
    He winced, then put his hand in his pocket, and pulled out...
  • 05-26-2004, 05:00 PM
    cam
    a list of all the suckers who bought this stuff.
  • 05-26-2004, 06:32 PM
    cam
    Then he began to reach into his other pocket......................................
  • 05-27-2004, 05:12 AM
    Justlisten2
    and pulled out his tool, which he proceeded to use...
  • 05-27-2004, 06:03 AM
    jeskibuff
    ...to reach far up his left nostril, and upon yanking violently, out came...
  • 05-27-2004, 09:58 AM
    Justlisten2
    a tax return he had lost from 1998, upon inspection the form was remarkably...
  • 05-27-2004, 11:32 AM
    JSE
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justlisten2
    a tax return he had lost from 1998, upon inspection the form was remarkably...

    well preserved considering all the "brain goop" on it, but upon even closer inspection I saw........?
  • 05-27-2004, 12:15 PM
    jeskibuff
    ....that he had made over $500,000 selling overpriced cables and had the gall to list his occupation as....
  • 05-27-2004, 04:57 PM
    cam
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jeskibuff
    ....that he had made over $500,000 selling overpriced cables and had the gall to list his occupation as....

    a double blind test spokesperson for monster cable which made me so mad that...................................
  • 05-27-2004, 08:47 PM
    paul_pci
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by cam
    a double blind test spokesperson for monster cable which made me so mad that...................................

    …that I reached for my other bottle of crazy glue and …
  • 05-28-2004, 02:41 AM
    jeskibuff
    ...sealed BOTH of his disgusting nostrils shut! I was feeling a LITTLE guilty when I heard...
  • 05-28-2004, 10:31 AM
    Justlisten2
    ..the tax form wasn't actually his, but I got over my guilt by...
  • 05-28-2004, 10:37 AM
    JSE
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justlisten2
    ..the tax form wasn't actually his, but I got over my guilt by...


    agreeing to buy 1/100th of an inch of that latest and greatest Monster cable, but he just looked at me with this disgusted face and.........?
  • 05-28-2004, 03:58 PM
    cam
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by JSE
    agreeing to buy 1/100th of an inch of that latest and greatest Monster cable, but he just looked at me with this disgusted face and.........?

    began to throw a punch at me, I ducked it then I just absolutely..................................
  • 05-30-2004, 08:25 AM
    jeskibuff
    ...had to see what would happen if I sealed his lips shut, too. I reached for the tube of superglue, but...
  • 05-30-2004, 08:02 PM
    Justlisten2
    ...it had leaked in my pocket, now my testicles were glued together!! I immediately.....
  • 05-31-2004, 03:38 PM
    cam
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justlisten2
    ...it had leaked in my pocket, now my testicles were glued together!! I immediately.....

    reached for the Monster Automatic Voltage Stabilizer that was plugged in right beside me and began to...............................................