JBL's Internal Monster Wiring

[markw]

I'm here to answer questions, share ideas and have a little fun.

You're here to tell lies about me and bore us all with uncreative, hackneyed lawyer jokes.

I trust your hatred of lawyers guaranties you'll be voting Republican this fall. In fact I hope all who believe that lawyers (or any other group of people you want to substitute) are the cause of all the problems they are incapable of dealing with themselves vote Republican this fall. With that huge slice of Democrats switching sides Bush/Cheney is a sure bet.

In that sort of competition, rational discussion is thrown out the window.

Before you can have rational discussion you have to have truth. You can't make up claims and statements and attribute them to someone who never said such things. But, as a master of the creation of strawdogs, you haven't figured that out yet. Which part of your reason for being here does lying fall under: (1) answering questions, (2) sharing ideas, or (3) having fun? Must be the third one.

Truth? To you, truth is whatever you can bend other peoples words to appear. Real truth is lost to you. Perhaps a side effect of being a lawyer for so long?

You claim I've made statements. What statements? All I've ever said on this thread is that marketing made the decision about the cables, not Mr Toole.

Everything else was simply your bluster, dude. ...huffing and puffing to blow the house down.

Next thing we all see is that you're accusing Mr. Toole of either believing the cables make an audiable difference or he is, in your so eloquent wording, being a whore.

If you have such noble sensibilities as to be offended by me and my impertenant manner, I would hope you would at least have the common decency to discuss your accusations with Mr Toole himself before throwing that around on the internet.

Oh, that's right. You're a lawyer. I thought you guys said you have ethics? Shouldn't you be above that mud slinging?

Anyhow, I'm done with you. I've said all I need to say and you've pretty much proven yourself for what you are. If you wish to continue a discussion with me, I'll respond as I see fit.

And, I have no great hatred for lawyers. Just egomaniacs that hide behind the title and want to sling shiite and engage in mental masturbation in a public place.

Keep on keepin' on phil. But I ain't gonna play with you anymore. You'll just have to go on playing with yourself.

Actually, they are pretty good lawyer jokes, or so I've been told. Here' another one, phil. I know a million of 'em, not counting you, of course.

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for
help.

A well dressed, serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurriedly, across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman pulls the boy's pants down, carefully takes hold
of his testicles, and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her profusely, saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No," she says, "Divorce attorney."

...are we having fun yet?