That was a great story (read similar ones many times) - I am sure it's told at many a churches as a kind of Aesop Fable.
"A Christian was walking through the woods one day in the American wilderness, admiring all that God created. "What majestic trees! What a powerful river! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
Turning to look, he saw a 10-foot bear beginning to charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could down the path.
He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was rapidly closing on him. Somehow, he ran even faster, so scared that tears came to his eyes. He looked again & the bear was even closer. His heart pounding in his chest, he tried to run faster yet. But alas, he tripped and fell to the ground.
As he rolled over to pick himself up, the bear was right over him, reaching for him with it's left paw and raising its right paw to strike him....he yelled out, "OH MY GOD!"
Time didn't stop because it doesn't
The bear didn't freeze because bears don't understand English
The forest was not silent because they aren't
Even the river didn't stop moving because rivers don't understand English either.
As a brilliant light shone upon the man (the Sun), a thunderous voice came from all around,
It was the Bear letting out a thunderous ROAAAR and he ate the Christian.
The End.
Bears don't care whether you're religious or not.
Personally I like my fable better. The moral of the story is to bring UDAP bear spray and a big ass gun.