Reputations points...

[L.J.]

Vasectomy.........I had it done a year ago.....ouch. I wasn't completely knumb(spl) so I felt the first cut....I said ooaaahhhh @#&%$*&, or something like that. So I get jabbed with the needle 5 more freakin' times.....OUCH

So get this...they have me watching Pirates OTC while doing the snippin' to keep my mind off what they were doing. Yeah, like that really worked

Well...a year later, I gotta say it was worth every bit of pain I felt

[Rich-n-Texas]

You could tell us how your injury is healing. Use multiple posts if needed. Then you could start a new post and tell us about the physical therapy you are doing. Anybody with an injury? Vasectomy complications? Let us share.

Let's put it this way JM, JSE went through that case of Shiner Bock I sent him so fast he probably doesn't even know what hit him!

[GMichael]

Vasectomy.........I had it done a year ago.....ouch. I wasn't completely knumb(spl) so I felt the first cut....I said ooaaahhhh @#&%$*&, or something like that. So I get jabbed with the needle 5 more freakin' times.....OUCH

So get this...they have me watching Pirates OTC while doing the snippin' to keep my mind off what they were doing. Yeah, like that really worked

Well...a year later, I gotta say it was worth every bit of pain I felt

Ouch! That hurts! Glad the trim worked out for ya.

Funny story.

I had hired a new assistant a few years back. On her first week, two of our VP's were standing behind her desk comparing stories about their vasectomies. I looked over at her and saw a terified look on her face. Then one VP said how his, swelled up to the size of grapefruits and then motions with his hand where they grew to. She put her head down on her desk and covered her ears.

[JSE]

Let's put it this way JM, JSE went through that case of Shiner Bock I sent him so fast he probably doesn't even know what hit him!

Mmmmmmmm. Shiner.

[GMichael]

Keep the random posts coming until we get to 1,000. Who has joint pain I am 52 and have no joint pain. Of course I need to be limber.

Is that so your hubby can bend you up like a pretzel while he.... oops. Skip it.

[JSE]

You could tell us how your injury is healing. Use multiple posts if needed. Then you could start a new post and tell us about the physical therapy you are doing. Anybody with an injury? Vasectomy complications? Let us share.

The calf is healing nicely. So far. I have stayed away from the tennis courts and have been taking it easy. I .............. Phone rings. I'll be back.

[JSE]

You could tell us how your injury is healing. Use multiple posts if needed. Then you could start a new post and tell us about the physical therapy you are doing. Anybody with an injury? Vasectomy complications? Let us share.

Eh, wrong number.

Anyway, I at the gym Sunday and tried the stationary bike for a while. I lasted about 5 minutes and the calf started giving me some pain. So much for that. It's a tricky injury. Just walking around now I don't even really notice it. However, if I hop/jump up on curb, go down/up the stairs to quick, run, jog, hop, flex to much, the pain is clearly still there. I guess I have a couple more weeks before I can start building the strength back up. I do stretches and some really low weights at the gym to keep it strong. That seems to be helping a bit. From what the docs told me, it will just take some time to heal. Time sucks because the weather has been really nice the last week or so. Nice moderate temps.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Had five inches of rain here yesterday JSE.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Is that so your hubby can bend you up like a pretzel while he.... oops. Skip it.

Just couldn't leave it alone could ya?

[Rich-n-Texas]

So what does the person who makes the 1000th post get?

And don't tell me 1000 greenies!

[GMichael]

Just couldn't leave it alone could ya?

I play with it as often as possible. Is that wrong?

[GMichael]

So what does the person who makes the 1000th post get?

:

A blind date with PS.

[Rich-n-Texas]

I play with it as often as possible. Is that wrong?

NOT THAT!!! Put that thing down else you'll go blind! Didn't you ever listen to your mother?

[Rich-n-Texas]

So you guys think I like to cozy up to the site outcasts huh?

[basite]

A blind date with PS.

and suddenly the post count didn't rise anymore....

[GMichael]

and suddenly the post count didn't rise anymore....

Or anything else.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

I just shave my head every 3 days or so. I've saved a ton of money vs the barber, and I no longer look like I'm trying to impress everyone with my lack of hair growing ability.

Plus, the ladies find it sexy.

Bam!!. After years of shoulder length hair, I decided to go for the complete buzz/shave look. I was not ready for the response I was going to get, that is for sure. The ladies do find it quite sexy.

Last year I went on holiday and didn't shave my head. I look like a chia pet after three days. I couldn't take it any more, I needed my shine.

Is there a twelve step program for people who have a habit of shaving their heads?

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

Ouch! That hurts! Glad the trim worked out for ya.

Funny story.

I had hired a new assistant a few years back. On her first week, two of our VP's were standing behind her desk comparing stories about their vasectomies. I looked over at her and saw a terified look on her face. Then one VP said how his, swelled up to the size of grapefruits and then motions with his hand where they grew to. She put her head down on her desk and covered her ears.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahah, I could just imagine what she would have done if he started going through the motion of throwing them. LOL

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

So you guys think I like to cozy up to the site outcasts huh?

Well nightliar is missing.....

[JSE]

Had five inches of rain here yesterday JSE.

Been close to 80 everyday. Yesterday is was cloudy and we had a storm blow through town between 6:15 and 6:18 pm. Blew and rained like he!! for about 3 minutes. My pool went from completely clean to full of branches and leaves within the blink of an eye. Then clear skies and lots of wind the rest of the night and today.

Looks like it's a sit on the patio at the local Tex-Mex hangout with Margaritas tonight kind of day. And maybe a Shiner or two.


Or three.

[GMichael]

Been close to 80 everyday. Yesterday is was cloudy and we had a storm blow through town between 6:15 and 6:18 pm. Blew and rained like he!! for about 3 minutes. My pool went from completely clean to full of branches and leaves within the blink of an eye. Then clear skies and lots of wind the rest of the night and today.

Looks like it's a sit on the patio at the local Tex-Mex hangout with Margaritas tonight kind of day. And maybe a Shiner or two.


Or three.

Keep that stuff away from any open flames.

We had an Earthquake here the other day. Very rare for our area. Only a 2.3 though. I thought it was just a truck going bye. Didn't find out what it really was till it was in the paper 2 days later.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Well nightliar is missing.....

Yeah, you ran off wonna my heros.

(Not really but I did like his avatar.)

[JSE]

Keep that stuff away from any open flames.

We had an Earthquake here the other day. Very rare for our area. Only a 2.3 though. I thought it was just a truck going bye. Didn't find out what it really was till it was in the paper 2 days later.

2.3? That ain't nothin,

I actually had Mexican at lunch today and just registered a 2.1 myself.

[JSE]

2.3? That ain't nothin,

I actually had Mexican at lunch today and just registered a 2.1 myself.

Uh oh.......Aftershock! I'll be back in a bit.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Keep that crap to yourself okay?