Reputations points...

[Rich-n-Texas]

HEY! I put out on the first date OKAY???

[GMichael]

That's what we're warning them of.

[L.J.]

Come on people FOCUS!!

Lex goes bye bye, now this thread is all over the place. Back to OT or else I'm dishin' out greenies to everyone one of ya

[bobsticks]

Lex goes bye bye, now this thread is all over the place. Back to OT or else I'm dishin' out greenies to everyone one of ya

I'm here Huckleberry...bring watchu got. Retaliation will be swift and merciless.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Come on people FOCUS!!

This thread was started months ago! How am I supposed to remember that far back?! Whaddaya think I got a steel trap memory or something?

Lex goes bye bye, now this thread is all over the place. Back to OT or else I'm dishin' out greenies to everyone one of ya

I'd like to see ya try. I can't give out greenies so I KNOW you can't!

[Rich-n-Texas]

I'm here Huckleberry...bring watchu got. Retaliation will be swift and merciless.

Huckleberry? Isn't he running for the republican nomination?

[bobsticks]

Is Rich Pixie's biotch?

If Tex puts out on a first date or not.

HEY! I put out on the first date OKAY??? :incazzato

Anal leakage?

I rely heavily on my Depends these days

Excellent. We've moved past the symptoms and now have discovered the causal conditions for Rich's need to troll cafeterias for the ladies. Now we need to track his migration. Where's Marlin Perkins and Jim with that tranquilizer gun?

[JohnMichael]

Excellent. We've moved past the symptoms and now have discovered the causal conditions for Rich's need to troll cafeterias for the ladies. Now we need to track his migration. Where's Marlin Perkins and Jim with that tranquilizer gun?

Just do not shoot him in the ass. The depends will absorb the tranquilizer meds.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Man I sure hope GrannyQ.Public isn't doing a Google search right now on "Desperate and Dateless senior", because I'm willing to bet this thread'll be at the top of the list!

[Woochifer]

Come on people FOCUS!!

Lex goes bye bye, now this thread is all over the place. Back to OT or else I'm dishin' out greenies to everyone one of ya

Butt out with your empty threats! We're just shamelessly posting whatever nonsense we can to get this thread over the 1,000 post mark! It's all about the bottomline, no one cares how we get there!

[Woochifer]

Huckleberry? Isn't he running for the republican nomination?

No, that would be that Romulus guy, y'know the Romon religion dude ... :GROAN:

[Woochifer]

Man I sure hope GrannyQ.Public isn't doing a Google search right now on "Desperate and Dateless senior", because I'm willing to bet this thread'll be at the top of the list!

Hmmm, some Pixeldude's name came up when I tried that ... guess you got some competition trolling the Fixodent set!

[L.J.]

Dang!!! I can't give out anything. OK, I'll be back.....hey that made me think of Terminator. I'll be back on Tuesday??? I guess?? I gotta reload.

**Skakes fist in the air**

[Rich-n-Texas]

Hmmm, some Pixeldude's name came up when I tried that ... guess you got some competition trolling the Fixodent set!

Hey man... nothing wrong with a woman who can temporarily remove her teeth.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Dang!!! I can't give out anything. OK, I'll be back.....hey that made me think of Terminator. I'll be back on Tuesday??? I guess?? I gotta reload.

**Skakes fist in the air**

He he he, ha ha ha, ho ho ho!!!
Told ya!

[bobsticks]

No, that would be that Romulus guy, y'know the Romon religion dude ... :GROAN:

Whatssup with this being the year of goofy, non-mainstream religious cats running for office? Judge Smales with his Mormonism, Billary worshipping a figurine of Rosie O'Donnell made from crisco and Vince Foster's embalmed appendix, and Barack with is Sleeper Cell-style radical Islam...but more importantly, whatssup with Obama's hands? He seems like a nice enough guy but them finger probes ain't natural...OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT 2008: PHONE HOME...

[Woochifer]

Hey man... nothing wrong with a woman who can temporarily remove her teeth.

True true! And just think how hot things can get when you combine that with an oxygen tank! Oy!!!!

[Woochifer]

Whatssup with this being the year of goofy, non-mainstream religious cats running for office? Judge Smales with his Mormonism, Billary worshipping a figurine of Rosie O'Donnell made from crisco and Vince Foster's embalmed appendix, and Barack with is Sleeper Cell-style radical Islam...but more importantly, whatssup with Obama's hands? He seems like a nice enough guy but them finger probes ain't natural...OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT 2008: PHONE HOME...

Geez, so THAT'S what got me all transfixed to the tele! It's because he got big hands! I thought it was something more subliminal like his cadence whenever he says the word "CHANGE" or those backwards messages contained in the Bose noise canceling headphone commercials that seem to always precede one of his rallies.

[Rich-n-Texas]

True true! And just think how hot things can get when you combine that with an oxygen tank! Oy!!!!

The visual just made me throw up a little in my mouth.

[Groundbeef]

Geez, so THAT'S what got me all transfixed to the tele! It's because he got big hands! I thought it was something more subliminal like his cadence whenever he says the word "CHANGE" or those backwards messages contained in the Bose noise canceling headphone commercials that seem to always precede one of his rallies.

I heard from a guy that I know that he heard from someone at work, that if you wear Bose Noise Canceling headphones in a Barak Obama Rally, that the "reverse" of change, is the voice of George Bush whispering "Stay the Course"

[Rich-n-Texas]

Osama Obama wears black lipstick. I'm certain of it.

[Groundbeef]

Osama Obama wears black lipstick. I'm certain of it.

I didn't hear that. I had my earmuffs on. It's cold outside.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Did I make a baddy? Red chicklett?

[Woochifer]

Did I make a baddy? Red chicklett?

Nah, if black chiclets existed, I'd give you one of those. But, in the absence of those, it's another greenie for you! (that is, IF my greenie shooter's reloaded and ready to go, otherwise you'll get yours when I'm done with the circular firing squad)

[Rich-n-Texas]

The circular thing is such an inconvenience ya know? I'm not even allowed to give greenies to people I don't remember giving them to in the first place.