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    Farewell to yer bud Uncle Gimpy

    We once had a Bud here named Gimpy,
    He talked a big deal but heís wimpy.

    When the Message Board changed,
    The moderators deemed him deranged,

    And they cut off his Post ever so simply.

    So a sex change was had,
    And a Lass was had from a Lad.

    Now her face is all greazy and pimply,
    And his kids call him Mommy not Dad.

    But the holes didnít seem to ever want to close,
    And Gimpy gots poopies all over his toes.

    When he laughs and she cries,
    He wipes tears from her eyes.

    Oh darn thereís a kink in my hose!

    Sheís not sure if he cums and heís not sure if she blows,
    And she pees herself silly as he sucks on her nose.

    Well Gimpy Iím pretty sure you can read this,
    And hoping you arenít getting way too pist.

    Cause I know no one will ever admit this,
    But your childish behavior we silently do miss.

    So get a new diaper and get a new name.
    Get a new life and get back in the game.

    Just imagine that someone actually said this,
    Because things just have not been the same!

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    It may not be Iambic Pentameter, but it earns a nomination for B as Rave Recs Poet laureate! Good stuff!

    NP - Brian Wilson's version of Smile, Royal Albert Hall, 02/24/04, gratis of Brad H.
    Do I have to spell it out?

    C---H---E---E----S----E

    A--N--D

    O---N---I---O---N---S

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    That's it. Your studies have finally driven you mad.

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    Entertaining stuff, alright, Hyfi, but I don't miss anything about him.
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    I've never understood the fawning this man has received. With all the hatred he has spewed forth. His legacy lives on. I can see him laughing now. Progger Darren Dunderhead.

    I've personally met Bryan twice and on each occasion he seemed very cordial. A very nice guy. He gave me beers in Midland. I drove to his home in Cadillac and purchased $70 worth of vinyl from him and then bought him lunch. I thought he was a friend.

    Until I questioned one of his posts.......

    The Jekyll came forth. It's like our acquaintances never happened. What a transposition. He had this "Rav Rec Personna" to live up to. Fugg him.

    I can't respect people like that.

    Bryan knows his music but he's not all knowing. He's not the frickin' musical God for chrissakes. But he sure thinks he is and has never been shy about sharing that fact. His remarks against music he doesn't like is well documented. I've been member of this forum for only a few years but I'm well aware that such dissention towards any musical genre warranted serious flaming. For whatever reason the members just let him do his thing. Ya, he was funny at times. I give him that. But he got down right personal and he meant it. Some may shrug this comment off but I tell you, HE MEANS EVERY WORD.

    So DLD, DaveG, Swish and any others, I can't respect this person you lionize.

    So, like life does go on. I just hope we don't have to endure it with Bryan aka YECH aka Uncle Gimpy.

    He's lurking. I know it. Read what I say Bryan. A big middle finger is flying in your direction. Two of them.

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    Easy there little doggie

    Quote Originally Posted by DarrenH
    I've never understood the fawning this man has received. With all the hatred he has spewed forth. His legacy lives on. I can see him laughing now. Progger Darren Dunderhead. I've personally met Bryan twice and on each occasion he seemed very cordial. A very nice guy. He gave me beers in Midland. I drove to his home in Cadillac and purchased $70 worth of vinyl from him and then bought him lunch. I thought he was a friend. Until I questioned one of his posts.......The Jekyll came forth. It's like our acquaintances never happened. What a transposition. He had this "Rav Rec Personna" to live up to. Fugg him. I can't respect people like that. Bryan knows his music but he's not all knowing. He's not the frickin' musical God for chrissakes. But he sure thinks he is and has never been shy about sharing that fact. His remarks against music he doesn't like is well documented. I've been member of this forum for only a few years but I'm well aware that such dissention towards any musical genre warranted serious flaming. For whatever reason the members just let him do his thing. Ya, he was funny at times. I give him that. But he got down right personal and he meant it. Some may shrug this comment off but I tell you, HE MEANS EVERY WORD. So DLD, DaveG, Swish and any others, I can't respect this person you lionize.So, like life does go on. I just hope we don't have to endure it with Bryan aka YECH aka Uncle Gimpy. He's lurking. I know it. Read what I say Bryan. A big middle finger is flying in your direction. Two of them. Darren

    Grt a grip my friends. My poem was niether an endorsment nor a poll of who likes him and who doesn't. It was merely an attempt at a bit of humor taken from a few of his most recent posts. First off read the title....it starts with Farewell.......um I think that means Bye Bye, see you later...as Shrek said to Donkey. Then read between the lines.

    I agree that there should be and now finally are posting standards that are strictly enforced here. That being said, I have no problem with anyone posting here as long as they stick to the rules.

    I can't keep track of how long I have posted here or how long others have. I have taken my share of abuse from Bryan and have been on the hot end of the flame many times. When I first started posting here I stuck my neck right in the middle of the infamous Dusty vs Yech War and ended up getting it from both ends.

    I also routinely gave him crap about the way he treats others so don't go putting any kind of label on me.

    Just remember, people create thier own hell. The fun part is watching them crash and burn and having to live with the choices they make. I know that he knows exactly what he is doing. The sad part is that when you let someone get under your skin, it's hard to get rid of it.

    The poem was for a laugh, thats all!

    Hyfi

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    Hey Darren , take it easy. I (and others) just have fun with Yech/Bryan/Uncle Gimpy when he posts. Unsuccessful Sex Reassignment surgery/Gay Passes at him/crappin in his pants ? nahh, that ain't lionizing or fawning, that just taking a poke at someone. And as you should well know, he'd make the same fun of himself too. I don't know if he ever told you about his attempts to post a picture of his "Wife" when we were all posting pics. He found a pic of a 400# African-American lady. But he couldn't figure out the process to get a pic up. Anyway, why don't we not polarize the board and bring up other folks opinions (incorrectly at that)? If you got an opnion about him, then opine but fer chrissakes, can you leave other folks out? Believe I said to Chance, "..some people, justifiably so, were upset at Yech and some liked him". (or words to that effect) That ain't lionizing, that ain't fawning, thats just the truth.
    Do I have to spell it out?

    C---H---E---E----S----E

    A--N--D

    O---N---I---O---N---S

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    Quote Originally Posted by dld
    If you got an opnion about him, then opine but fer chrissakes, can you leave other folks out?
    Exactly the point dld. If Yech could have left other folks out then perhaps he wouldn't have gotten himself banned. I wholeheartedly agree with every word Darren said. And I still don't understand how anyone could like this bully (I'm not suggesting that you liked him) whether you were the victim or not. I hated this man far before his poison was directed at me. Believe me, I'm a strong enough person to not care what some ******* on the internet thinks of me. There's only one person on this board who's opinion could ever make a difference in my life. But that doesn't mean that I'm going to just sit back and let him insult me. I refuse to humour and encourage his sickness. And I applaude the moderators of this board for taking his antics seriously enough to get rid of him (again).

    Farewell and good riddance Bryan. My world is a better place without you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Exactly the point dld. If Yech could have left other folks out then perhaps he wouldn't have gotten himself banned. I wholeheartedly agree with every word Darren said. And I still don't understand how anyone could like this bully (I'm not suggesting that you liked him) whether you were the victim or not. I hated this man far before his poison was directed at me. Believe me, I'm a strong enough person to not care what some ******* on the internet thinks of me. There's only one person on this board who's opinion could ever make a difference in my life. But that doesn't mean that I'm going to just sit back and let him insult me. I refuse to humour and encourage his sickness. And I applaude the moderators of this board for taking his antics seriously enough to get rid of him (again).

    Farewell and good riddance Bryan. My world is a better place without you.

    So ya didn't laugh....maybe ya will when you here how I almost got hurt when I fell off my riding mower laughing at the lines to the poem as they came rushing into my head along with the beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Exactly the point dld. If Yech could have left other folks out then perhaps he wouldn't have gotten himself banned.
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    Geez, don't take this the wrong way, but all I can add to that is, Well DUHHH!!

    I think the point of my post, obviously poorly communicated, was that Yech/Gimpy is gone. If you have an opinion about him, well go ahead, post it. But leave other people and their alleged opinions out of it. That could cause polarization.

    That Yech is an internet Dick and should have been banned under the rules this board goes by is a no brainer. I don't think thats even debateable. But I've met enuf and talked to enuf internet buddies to know that internet personnas aren't always reflective of their real life values and personalities. You ask whether I consider Bryan a friend. Of course I do. And despite Darren's mischaraterization of my "Lionizing" Bryan, I consider Darren a friend as well. Hell, we've broken bread together twice and he knows hes welcome in my home if he ever gets a chance to come to Dallas again.

    Ok, thats all, have a happy musical Sunaday. For me, I'm waiting for the Soprano's Finale as if my life depended on it.
    Do I have to spell it out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyfi
    So ya didn't laugh....maybe ya will when you here how I almost got hurt when I fell off my riding mower laughing at the lines to the poem as they came rushing into my head along with the beer.
    Actually, I did laugh. And you should know that drinking and riding don't mix. I'm glad to hear that you only almost got hurt and didn't actually get hurt.


    Quote Originally Posted by dld
    Geez, don't take this the wrong way, but all I can add to that is, Well DUHHH!!
    I guess that's just one more example of my being ForeverStupid.

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    Well,

    I have had a turn of heart and I now will only post about love, peace, happiness, and Opeth.

    Regards,

    Dave

    by the way apparently the original Kansas did a gig the other nite and it was hot. Would loved to see that one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave_G
    Well,

    I have had a turn of heart and I now will only post about love, peace, happiness, and Opeth.

    Regards,

    Dave

    by the way apparently the original Kansas did a gig the other nite and it was hot. Would loved to see that one!
    yesterday I downloaded Opeth's cover of Celtic Frost's CIRCLE OF THE TYRANTS..

    VERY wicked!

    ;-)

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    Thanks for this response DLD.

    Quote Originally Posted by dld
    Hey Darren , take it easy. I (and others) just have fun with Yech/Bryan/Uncle Gimpy when he posts. Unsuccessful Sex Reassignment surgery/Gay Passes at him/crappin in his pants ? nahh, that ain't lionizing or fawning, that just taking a poke at someone. And as you should well know, he'd make the same fun of himself too. I don't know if he ever told you about his attempts to post a picture of his "Wife" when we were all posting pics. He found a pic of a 400# African-American lady. But he couldn't figure out the process to get a pic up. Anyway, why don't we not polarize the board and bring up other folks opinions (incorrectly at that)? If you got an opnion about him, then opine but fer chrissakes, can you leave other folks out? Believe I said to Chance, "..some people, justifiably so, were upset at Yech and some liked him". (or words to that effect) That ain't lionizing, that ain't fawning, thats just the truth.
    I actually had a similar one all typed out and ready to go but I lost my internet connection and my data, so I gave up on it. I wanted to chastise Darren for saying that I (and others) lionize Bryan. Yes, I consider him a friend, but he never attacked me like many others, although he wasn't exactly into the same kind of music I like and he made no bones about it. I jumped on his anti-prog bandwagon years back but just because I thought it was so ridiculously funny and I really don't like prog very much. It was all in FUN. Demitrio used to get a little ticked off but I don't think he was really all that upset about it actually. Maybe I'm forgetting some of the story, but I never followed the whole thing that closely as I can't be on the board every day.

    Anyway, well said my friend, now I'm going to get back to my other tasks. I'm sitting in a hotel in Salt Lake City and getting ready for the start of our national conference. It's always a hoot to see my old friends from all over the states each year, along with the other eye candy.

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    Ah, my old attempts at poetry.......did someone mention Yech today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarrenH View Post
    I've never understood the fawning this man has received. With all the hatred he has spewed forth. His legacy lives on. I can see him laughing now. Progger Darren Dunderhead.

    I've personally met Bryan twice and on each occasion he seemed very cordial. A very nice guy. He gave me beers in Midland. I drove to his home in Cadillac and purchased $70 worth of vinyl from him and then bought him lunch. I thought he was a friend.

    Until I questioned one of his posts.......

    The Jekyll came forth. It's like our acquaintances never happened. What a transposition. He had this "Rav Rec Personna" to live up to. Fugg him.

    I can't respect people like that.

    Bryan knows his music but he's not all knowing. He's not the frickin' musical God for chrissakes. But he sure thinks he is and has never been shy about sharing that fact. His remarks against music he doesn't like is well documented. I've been member of this forum for only a few years but I'm well aware that such dissention towards any musical genre warranted serious flaming. For whatever reason the members just let him do his thing. Ya, he was funny at times. I give him that. But he got down right personal and he meant it. Some may shrug this comment off but I tell you, HE MEANS EVERY WORD.

    So DLD, DaveG, Swish and any others, I can't respect this person you lionize.

    So, like life does go on. I just hope we don't have to endure it with Bryan aka YECH aka Uncle Gimpy.

    He's lurking. I know it. Read what I say Bryan. A big middle finger is flying in your direction. Two of them.

    Darren
    LOL ! Well said, Darren.
    I had many giggles whilst piising off YECH.
    And even more when he could not reciprocate...............he's a complete a$$hole.

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    Damn Hifi, why are you dredging up all this old bull****?
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    We have been bumping old threads of late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnMichael View Post
    We have been bumping old threads of late.
    Well, my feelings haven't changed.
    Let the midnight special shine a light on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarrenH View Post
    Well, my feelings haven't changed.
    Dood, How ya been?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarrenH View Post
    Damn Hifi, why are you dredging up all this old bull****?
    So that we could get people like you back in the fold and posting again!

    How are you Darren? What are you listening too???? I miss your recommendations!

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    It looks like some of the older posters still lurk around these parts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn View Post
    So that we could get people like you back in the fold and posting again!

    How are you Darren? What are you listening too???? I miss your recommendations!
    Autumn,

    A lot has changed for me in the nearly 8 years since I posted above. I'm over the Yech thing, really, but the guy was a colossal prick. Anyhoo, I'm big into jazz now. Largely so. Once I discovered it I was hooked. I have attended the Detroit Jazz Festival for the last 6 years and seen numerous artists perform. But, I still listen to my older prog records and keep current with newer bands. I saw Porcupine Tree in concert back in 2007 and The Decemberists in 2009. I'm still a big Dream Theater fan even with the loss of Mike Portnoy and thought their latest album was pretty good.

    Nice chatting with you again Autumn. You were always one of my favorites on Rave Recs.

    Cheers,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyfi View Post
    Dood, How ya been?
    It's been good. Spending most of my online time over at AudioKarma. I've seen you over there and I left you message.

    Cheers,

    Darren
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarrenH View Post
    Autumn,

    I'm over the Yech thing, really, but the guy was a colossal prick.

    LOL...........agreed !
    Remember..............The opposite of love is not hate; it is indifference

    I'm still a big Dream Theater fan even with the loss of Mike Portnoy and thought their latest album was pretty good.
    I thought it was a lot more than pretty good.
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