We once had a Bud here named Gimpy,
He talked a big deal but he’s wimpy.

When the Message Board changed,
The moderators deemed him deranged,

And they cut off his Post ever so simply.

So a sex change was had,
And a Lass was had from a Lad.

Now her face is all greazy and pimply,
And his kids call him Mommy not Dad.

But the holes didn’t seem to ever want to close,
And Gimpy gots poopies all over his toes.

When he laughs and she cries,
He wipes tears from her eyes.

Oh darn there’s a kink in my hose!

She’s not sure if he cums and he’s not sure if she blows,
And she pees herself silly as he sucks on her nose.

Well Gimpy I’m pretty sure you can read this,
And hoping you aren’t getting way too pist.

Cause I know no one will ever admit this,
But your childish behavior we silently do miss.

So get a new diaper and get a new name.
Get a new life and get back in the game.

Just imagine that someone actually said this,
Because things just have not been the same!