We all had a chance to state our political opinions and probably made a few people angry, but we all need to get over it. You are entitled to their own opinion, no matter how ridiculous it might be...ok, I'm just kidding. Anyway, I thought some jokes might help clear the air, so here is my first attempt.

A guy goes into a bar and orders 6 shots of whiskey, then slugs them down as fast as possible. The bartender says "You really drank those fast", to which the guy replies "If you had what I had, you'd be drinking fast too". The barkeep says "I hate to ask, but what exactly do you have?" The guy replies "Seventy-five cents".

Swish, feelin' good on a sunny Friday.