It ain't the meat, it's the motion

[paper warrior]

That song is so gay.

[Mr MidFi]

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

How about "Pink Thing" by XTC?

[jasn]

Woke up with Wood by ZZTop

When I woke up this morning
I was feeling mighty good.
My baby understood had to do what she should
lying near a pile of wood.
Laying it on some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.

I was lying there thinking 'bout basketball
trying not to lose my mind
my baby came to help and I let out a yell,
she grabbed me from behind.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.

Beauty queens fall in trances,
debutantes lose their furs.
But it felt so good from where they stood,
they were working on a pile of wood.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.

- Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill & Frank Beard

[paper warrior]

[QUOTE=Mr MidFi]Not that there's anything wrong with that...


Exactly but wasn't it on the Alan Havey Show on the old Comedy Channel that Fred Schneider explained that " There's a Monster In My Pants" dealt with repressed childhood memories of the Warner Brothers cartoon characters on his boxer shorts?

[Davey]

And what about that Aerosmith song....
My girl don't go for smokin'
And liquor just make her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big 10 inch....

Or how about Peter Gabriel. You know, that Sledgehammer song. What was that all about?
I want to be your sledgehammer
why don't you call my name
oh let me be your sledgehammer
this will be my testimony
show me round your fruitcage
'cos I will be your honey bee
open up your fruitcage
where the fruit is as sweet as can be