It ain't the meat, it's the motion
Yeah, sure. So I was just thinking that it's been a real long time since we had one of those popular penis threads....like how many schlong songs can <i>you</i> think of? I'll get it started with a couple obvious choices.....
King Missile - Detachable Penis
Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-Ling
And then there's that cool Little Feat ditty on Time Loves a Hero called Rocket In My Pocket....
<i>Don't understand that girl, I can't explain
She got one foot on the platform, the other on the train
I got a rocket in my pocket, yeah I said rocket
Finger in the socket
</i>
Or how bout that Monster song on Fred Schneider's solo album. Shoulda been done on a B-52's album.
<i>There's a monster in my pants
And it does a nasty dance...</i>
This post is even beneath my low standards :)
That annoying Top 40 hit from the Seventies!
My Ding-a-ling! My Ding-a-ling! I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!Was that really sung by Chuck Berry?
And how about, I Wish I Was an Oscar Meyer Weiner!
maria muldaur's "waitress in a donut shop"
has that very song-it aint the meat its the motion.