• 03-12-2004, 12:22 PM
    Davey
    It ain't the meat, it's the motion
    Yeah, sure. So I was just thinking that it's been a real long time since we had one of those popular penis threads....like how many schlong songs can <i>you</i> think of? I'll get it started with a couple obvious choices.....

    King Missile - Detachable Penis
    Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-Ling

    And then there's that cool Little Feat ditty on Time Loves a Hero called Rocket In My Pocket....
    <i>Don't understand that girl, I can't explain
    She got one foot on the platform, the other on the train
    I got a rocket in my pocket, yeah I said rocket
    Finger in the socket
    </i>

    Or how bout that Monster song on Fred Schneider's solo album. Shoulda been done on a B-52's album.
    <i>There's a monster in my pants
    And it does a nasty dance...</i>

    This post is even beneath my low standards :)
  • 03-12-2004, 12:52 PM
    paper warrior
    that song is so gay.
    That song is so gay.
  • 03-12-2004, 12:58 PM
    Mr MidFi
    Not that there's anything wrong with that...

    How about "Pink Thing" by XTC?
  • 03-12-2004, 01:11 PM
    jasn
    Woke up with Wood by ZZTop

    When I woke up this morning
    I was feeling mighty good.
    My baby understood had to do what she should
    lying near a pile of wood.
    Laying it on some,
    playing with it some
    when I, I woke up with wood.

    I was lying there thinking 'bout basketball
    trying not to lose my mind
    my baby came to help and I let out a yell,
    she grabbed me from behind.
    Laying on it some,
    playing with it some
    when I, I woke up with wood.

    Beauty queens fall in trances,
    debutantes lose their furs.
    But it felt so good from where they stood,
    they were working on a pile of wood.
    Laying on it some,
    playing with it some
    when I, I woke up with wood.

    - Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill & Frank Beard
  • 03-12-2004, 01:16 PM
    Slosh
    my baby fits me like a flesh-tuxedo
    I wanna sink her with my pink torpedo


    name that tune :rolleyes:
  • 03-12-2004, 01:57 PM
    -Jar-
    for the punkers, esp. those that own the LET THEM EAT JELLYBEANS comp..

    "Slave to my D!ck" by the Subhumans (Cananda)
  • 03-12-2004, 02:30 PM
    tentoze
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Davey
    This post is even beneath my low standards :)

    ...and descending rapidly...........but I'll toss these on before it sinks out of reach: two classics from that Prince of Love Ballads, Mojo Nixon- Louisiana Liplock, and Tie My Pecker To My Leg.

    :D
  • 03-12-2004, 03:19 PM
    Snowbunny
    That annoying Top 40 hit from the Seventies!
    My Ding-a-ling! My Ding-a-ling! I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!Was that really sung by Chuck Berry?

    And how about, I Wish I Was an Oscar Meyer Weiner!
  • 03-12-2004, 04:27 PM
    Dusty Chalk
    Name that tune - "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap

    Another one:

    "Sportin' a Woody" by ...Dangerous Toys? Never heard of 'em, other than that song...

    And no, "I Wish I Was An Oscar Meyer Weiner" is about being a hot dog.
  • 03-13-2004, 03:09 AM
    paper warrior
    this story's so lame
    [QUOTE=Mr MidFi]Not that there's anything wrong with that...


    Exactly but wasn't it on the Alan Havey Show on the old Comedy Channel that Fred Schneider explained that " There's a Monster In My Pants" dealt with repressed childhood memories of the Warner Brothers cartoon characters on his boxer shorts?
  • 03-13-2004, 10:20 AM
    Davey
    And what about that Aerosmith song....
    <i>My girl don't go for smokin'
    And liquor just make her flinch
    Seems she don't go for nothin'
    'cept for my big 10 inch....</i>

    Or how about <b>Peter</b> Gabriel. You know, that Sledgehammer song. What was <i>that</i> all about?
    <i>I want to be your sledgehammer
    why don't you call my name
    oh let me be your sledgehammer
    this will be my testimony
    show me round your fruitcage
    'cos I will be your honey bee
    open up your fruitcage
    where the fruit is as sweet as can be</i>
  • 03-13-2004, 12:15 PM
    Dusty Chalk
    Yeah, I always thought "Sledgehammer" was about sex. More:

    you could have a steam train
    if you'd just lay down your tracks
    you could have an aeroplane flying
    if you bring your blue sky back
    ...
    you could have a big dipper
    going up and down, all around the bends
    you could have a bumper car, bumping
    this amusement never ends
  • 03-14-2004, 07:20 AM
    hifitommy
    maria muldaur's "waitress in a donut shop"
    has that very song-it aint the meat its the motion.