It ain't the meat, it's the motion

[Davey]

Yeah, sure. So I was just thinking that it's been a real long time since we had one of those popular penis threads....like how many schlong songs can you think of? I'll get it started with a couple obvious choices.....

King Missile - Detachable Penis
Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-Ling

And then there's that cool Little Feat ditty on Time Loves a Hero called Rocket In My Pocket....
Don't understand that girl, I can't explain
She got one foot on the platform, the other on the train
I got a rocket in my pocket, yeah I said rocket
Finger in the socket


Or how bout that Monster song on Fred Schneider's solo album. Shoulda been done on a B-52's album.
There's a monster in my pants
And it does a nasty dance...

This post is even beneath my low standards

[paper warrior]

That song is so gay.

[Mr MidFi]

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

How about "Pink Thing" by XTC?

[jasn]

Woke up with Wood by ZZTop

When I woke up this morning
I was feeling mighty good.
My baby understood had to do what she should
lying near a pile of wood.
Laying it on some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.

I was lying there thinking 'bout basketball
trying not to lose my mind
my baby came to help and I let out a yell,
she grabbed me from behind.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.

Beauty queens fall in trances,
debutantes lose their furs.
But it felt so good from where they stood,
they were working on a pile of wood.
Laying on it some,
playing with it some
when I, I woke up with wood.

- Billy Gibbons, Dusty Hill & Frank Beard

[Slosh]

my baby fits me like a flesh-tuxedo
I wanna sink her with my pink torpedo

name that tune

[-Jar-]

for the punkers, esp. those that own the LET THEM EAT JELLYBEANS comp..

"Slave to my D!ck" by the Subhumans (Cananda)

[tentoze]

This post is even beneath my low standards

...and descending rapidly...........but I'll toss these on before it sinks out of reach: two classics from that Prince of Love Ballads, Mojo Nixon- Louisiana Liplock, and Tie My Pecker To My Leg.

[Snowbunny]

My Ding-a-ling! My Ding-a-ling! I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!Was that really sung by Chuck Berry?

And how about, I Wish I Was an Oscar Meyer Weiner!

[Dusty Chalk]

Name that tune - "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap

Another one:

"Sportin' a Woody" by ...Dangerous Toys? Never heard of 'em, other than that song...

And no, "I Wish I Was An Oscar Meyer Weiner" is about being a hot dog.

[paper warrior]

[QUOTE=Mr MidFi]Not that there's anything wrong with that...


Exactly but wasn't it on the Alan Havey Show on the old Comedy Channel that Fred Schneider explained that " There's a Monster In My Pants" dealt with repressed childhood memories of the Warner Brothers cartoon characters on his boxer shorts?

[Davey]

And what about that Aerosmith song....
My girl don't go for smokin'
And liquor just make her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big 10 inch....

Or how about Peter Gabriel. You know, that Sledgehammer song. What was that all about?
I want to be your sledgehammer
why don't you call my name
oh let me be your sledgehammer
this will be my testimony
show me round your fruitcage
'cos I will be your honey bee
open up your fruitcage
where the fruit is as sweet as can be

[Dusty Chalk]

Yeah, I always thought "Sledgehammer" was about sex. More:

you could have a steam train
if you'd just lay down your tracks
you could have an aeroplane flying
if you bring your blue sky back
...
you could have a big dipper
going up and down, all around the bends
you could have a bumper car, bumping
this amusement never ends

[hifitommy]

has that very song-it aint the meat its the motion.