Yeah, sure. So I was just thinking that it's been a real long time since we had one of those popular penis threads....like how many schlong songs can you think of? I'll get it started with a couple obvious choices.....

King Missile - Detachable Penis
Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-Ling

And then there's that cool Little Feat ditty on Time Loves a Hero called Rocket In My Pocket....
Don't understand that girl, I can't explain
She got one foot on the platform, the other on the train
I got a rocket in my pocket, yeah I said rocket
Finger in the socket


Or how bout that Monster song on Fred Schneider's solo album. Shoulda been done on a B-52's album.
There's a monster in my pants
And it does a nasty dance...

This post is even beneath my low standards