Your Fave and Worstest.... Cheeses!!!!

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I'll be the first to admit my palate's sophistication level for cheese would rival that of any 4 year old, but a few do stand out:
Best) Gorwydd Caerphilly - this is a pleasant, delicious, creamy cheese. It doesn't dominate your taste buds and beat them into wretched submission, nor does it invite you to gorge it down like a bag of fresh, hot, buttery popcorn. To me this is a fine cheese that Popes and Presidents would eat with fancy crackers before a meal.

Worst) While I too have had the loathsome "Stinking Bishop" - it was given to us at a fine dairy tour we did in the UK. Ol' stinky as I like to call it was served to give us an example of what a pungent, foul cheese should taste like so that we had a frame of reference when boldly proclaiming that "Ardrahan" is by far the most vile cheese ever had. It picks on the Stinking Bishop at recess and takes its lunch money.

Upon first wiff, this vile curd will rank somewhere on your list of things to taste between an infant's peas-and-green-beans baby-food diarrhea and a freshly KY'ed cock.
Think of the fattest, ugliest mistake you ever took home from the bar - that liquified funk she's secreting...is just one of the ingredients in Adrahan. I'm pretty sure Adrahan is Aramaic for Lucifer.
Whoever makes this stuff is a strong example for the virtues of both capital punishment and abortion. the latter of which is more appetible...yuck.