FA's about to turn 3K

[GMichael]

In my world she has hair like those trolls that were famous back in the 1990's with crazy colors like pink, and she is singing lead vocal for Lynyrd Skynyrd, only her voice sounds like Joan Jett mixed with Aretha Franklin, and her troll hair is constantly blowing straight back when she sings, while she is wearing a tuxedo t-shirt with a choir of angels on backup vocal and the guitars in the band are all watermelon green and there are 70 Marshall Stacks making a huge wall, but the front grills are solid gold color. Yeah...that's it.

Uh yeah. And I'm the strange one around here?

[GMichael]

Um, yeah, that's what I meant...I'm not blond, I'm red. That's the only difference between me and those girls.

Those girls? No no no, just the one in the hat. The other is a cousin of mine. Distant cousin.

Well...Sawyer, of course. That should be a gimme. Bon Jovi would be nice. Roger Daltry and Peter Frampton, both 30 years younger. Paul Newman (who's sexy at any age). If I think of anyone else, I'll let you know.

They'll all be there. I just had my time machine fixed. The flux capacitor is fluxing like crazy. Is there anyone else you'd like to have?

[basite]

You guys post too much

they tend to call that 'postwhore'

oh wait,
so am I

Keep them spinning,
Bert.

[ForeverAutumn]

Hey guys? No offense, but my party's kinda sucking so far.

Aside from Peruvian Skies coming on to my Cabbage Patch doll, not much is happening.

[GMichael]

Hey guys? No offense, but my party's kinda sucking so far.

Aside from Peruvian Skies coming on to my Cabbage Patch doll, not much is happening.

Well, maybe if you stopped hiding in the bathroom and came out to enjoy yourself you'd have more fun.
Sawyer has been doing push-ups by the pool all day. He's all hot and sweaty now. Why don't you two do a few laps.
The frozen margaritas are ready for your sampling. The Long Island iced tea came out perfect. Those are at pool-side. My buddy Alex is warming up downstairs. The rest of his band should be here in a few minutes. The drums are taking longer to set up than we thought.
Is there anything else you'd like? Just say the word.

[GMichael]

Here is your personal bartender. He will follow you around till you tell him to go away.

[PeruvianSkies]

Hey guys? No offense, but my party's kinda sucking so far.

Aside from Peruvian Skies coming on to my Cabbage Patch doll, not much is happening.

I feel loved.

[GMichael]

I feel loved.

Will you please put down that rag doll and find a flesh and blood woman. You're making a mess.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Clean up your act you guys or I'll leeve!

[ForeverAutumn]

Here is your personal bartender. He will follow you around till you tell him to go away.

Ah, my own personal bartender. Now we're talking! Tell Sawyer to peel some grapes for me and then come and feed them to me. No, no, he doesn't need to put his shirt on first. And if you could let Jon Bon Jovi know that I'm ready for my foot massage now, that would be great. Thanks.

[GMichael]

Ah, my own personal bartender. Now we're talking! Tell Sawyer to peel some grapes for me and then come and feed them to me. No, no, he doesn't need to put his shirt on first. And if you could let Jon Bon Jovi know that I'm ready for my foot massage now, that would be great. Thanks.

Sawyer is peeling away. See? No shirt, no shoes, no, well, you can imagine.
Jon has started your foot massage while Roger Daltry is doing your nails. Paul Newman is teasing your hair. Peter Frampton is giving you a back massage.

Anything else?

[ForeverAutumn]

Roger Daltry is doing your nails.

LMAO! That's something that I'd really like to see!

Are the Jello shots ready yet?

[PeruvianSkies]

LMAO! That's something that I'd really like to see!

Are the Jello shots ready yet?

For some reason when I think of FOREVER AUTUMN the song "Memory of a Free Festival" by David Bowie comes to mind....only it's being sung by LUNA a la "California All the Way"....

The Children of the summer's end
Gathered in the dampened grass
We played Our songs and felt the London sky
Resting on our hands
It was God's land
It was ragged and naive
It was Heaven

Touch, We touched the very soul
Of holding each and every life
We claimed the very source of joy ran through
It didn't, but it seemed that way
I kissed a lot of people that day

Oh, to capture just one drop of all the ecstasy that swept that afternoon
To paint that love
upon a white balloon
And fly it from
the topest top of all the tops
That man has pushed beyond his brain
Satori must be something
just the same

We scanned the skies with rainbow eyes and saw machines of every shape and size
We talked with tall Venusians passing through
And Peter tried to climb aboard but the Captain shook his head
And away they soared
Climbing through
the ivory vibrant cloud
Someone passed some bliss among the crowd
And We walked back to the road, unchained

"The Sun Machine is Coming Down, and We're Gonna Have a Party
The Sun Machine is Coming Down, and We're Gonna Have a Party
The Sun Machine is Coming Down, and We're Gonna Have a Party
The Sun Machine is Coming Down, and We're Gonna Have a Party
The Sun Machine is Coming Down, and We're Gonna Have a Party."

Here's a picture of her singing it:

[GMichael]

LMAO! That's something that I'd really like to see!

Are the Jello shots ready yet?

Sure. What flavor do you want? Blue, green, yellow, red, purple, or striped?

[ForeverAutumn]

For some reason when I think of FOREVER AUTUMN the song "Memory of a Free Festival" by David Bowie comes to mind....only it's being sung by LUNA a la "California All the Way"....

Are you sure that you don't do drugs?

[ForeverAutumn]

Sure. What flavor do you want? Blue, green, yellow, red, purple, or striped?

Anything but red. I don't do red food.

I see that my boys are playing pool and they all brought their own cues. Wait a minute, those aren't pool cues! What the...



Oh.

[GMichael]

Anything but red. I don't do red food.

I see that my boys are playing pool and they all brought their own cues. Wait a minute, those aren't pool cues! What the...



Oh.

Why don't they ever chalk up?
Was that a jump-shot?

What's john doing with that..... uh......... I've never seen THAT before.
I'll have a few more jello shots please. Give me the purple.

[L.J.]

LJ in da house. Sorry I'm late. I was kinda tied up in GM's basement for awhile.

Where's the party girl at? Congrats on 3K. Perhaps I'll make it there too. Hope you like your gift.

Hey GM, pass me a cold one buddy!

[basite]

I clearly missed some stuff

but I'm here!!!

and, darn, I've gotta type faster to keep up with all of you

[3-LockBox]

Congrats FA; sorry I'm late. Well, looks like everyone has gone home...I'll prolly see ya 'round RR.

Later.

[Rich-n-Texas]

If I'd know y'all were coming I would've have saved you some of my KILLER Margaritas. Sadly, the only liquid refreshment left is that bizarre concoction GM brought. <---- He's supposed to be throwing up.

I'm tired.

[GMichael]

FA? There's someone here who wants to meet you. He's a professional masseuse and wants to know if you have a few extra hours available. His name is Anytime. So you can just call him.....

[PeruvianSkies]

FA? There's someone here who wants to meet you. He's a professional masseuse and wants to know if you have a few extra hours available. His name is Anytime. So you can just call him.....

GMichael,

Why are you stealing pictures of my older (and uglier) brother? I don't know where you found that picture of him, but his name is not Anytime, it's Stephan.

[GMichael]

GMichael,

Why are you stealing pictures of my older (and uglier) brother? I don't know where you found that picture of him, but his name is not Anytime, it's Stephan.

I didn't post the pictures he gave me of you both taking baths together when you were 3. But I might post the ones of you two bathing when you were 16.

[ForeverAutumn]

FA? There's someone here who wants to meet you. He's a professional masseuse and wants to know if you have a few extra hours available. His name is Anytime. So you can just call him.....

GM, you are such a good friend!