FA's about to turn 3K

[Rich-n-Texas]

Judging by the "big hair", I'd say that guy's from Texas, but how he got on NBC news is perplexing.

You ain't kidding brother!!!

[GMichael]

Judging by the "big hair", I'd say that guy's from Texas, but how he got on NBC news is perplexing.

You ain't kidding brother!!!

SNL is my guess.

[Rich-n-Texas]

I was thinking to myself after I posted...

Wait a minute, I think that's Sasquasch!

But, you're probably right GM.

[Worf101]

Federation Pukes sent me to the GAMMA Quadrant!!! Ah missed the whole damn thing. Sigh, see what happens when you mix Romulan Ale with Ferengi Beetle snuff? Congrats F.A. You are indeed a treasure to behold. How come everyone else's post count's so much larger than mine (no jokes ya bastiches!!!)

Da Worfster

[GMichael]

Federation Pukes sent me to the GAMMA Quadrant!!! Ah missed the whole damn thing. Sigh, see what happens when you mix Romulan Ale with Ferengi Beetle snuff? Congrats F.A. You are indeed a treasure to behold. How come everyone else's post count's so much larger than mine (no jokes ya bastiches!!!)

Da Worfster

QTY vs quality my big friend. Your post a few and far between, but each one is a work of art filled with insight. Mine are, not.

[ForeverAutumn]

Federation Pukes sent me to the GAMMA Quadrant!!! Ah missed the whole damn thing. Sigh, see what happens when you mix Romulan Ale with Ferengi Beetle snuff? Congrats F.A. You are indeed a treasure to behold. How come everyone else's post count's so much larger than mine (no jokes ya bastiches!!!)

Da Worfster

Thanks Worf. That's a very sweet thing to say.

I see that you're not far off of 2K. We'll have a party in your honour when you get there!

[Rich-n-Texas]

Thanks Worf. That's a very sweet thing to say.

I see that you're not far off of 2K. We'll have a party in your honour when you get there!

I'm game!!!
But ummm... Mr. Worf, I don't think too many people are willing to suck down bottles of Romulan ale. I'm sure that's an acquired taste, no?


<== FA

[GMichael]

I'm game!!!
But ummm... Mr. Worf, I don't think too many people are willing to suck down bottles of Romulan ale. I'm sure that's an acquired taste, no?


<== FA

Romulan ale? Are you trying to insult Worf?

Worf, he means blood wine. Just a slip up. Please don't,... uh wait... Put down that.....

[Worf101]

QTY vs quality my big friend. Your post a few and far between, but each one is a work of art filled with insight. Mine are, not.

Yours are filled with humor, which is just as important as insight. Humor helps keep us from committing vile acts and homicides during the work day. And trust me look for you guys EVERY SINGLE DAY...

Thanks..

Da Worfster

[Worf101]

Romulan ale? Are you trying to insult Worf?

Worf, he means blood wine. Just a slip up. Please don't,... uh wait... Put down that.....

Klingons LOVE Romulan ale, because it's so....

illegal

and it kicks ass.... You can also put it in your gas tank when you're done.

Da Worfster

[GMichael]

Klingons LOVE Romulan ale, because it's so....

illegal

and it kicks ass.... You can also put it in your gas tank when you're done.

Da Worfster

Well, pop that sucker open then. Let's get this party re-started.

As far as your other post....

[Rich-n-Texas]

Klingons LOVE Romulan ale, because it's so....

illegal

and it kicks ass.... You can also put it in your gas tank when you're done.

Da Worfster

It cost me $40.00 to fill my gas tank this morning. How much for a 6 pack of this stuff?

Wait a minute... What do you mean, "when you're done"?

[basite]

ooh, so the party is still going?

Wait a minute... What do you mean, "when you're done"?

multiple choice:

A: when you've had enough
B: when you're drunk
C: when you're in a coma
D: when you're dead.

your choice

[GMichael]

ooh, so the party is still going?



multiple choice:

A: when you've had enough
B: when you're drunk
C: when you're in a coma
D: when you're dead.

your choice

E: it makes you piss petrol.

[Rich-n-Texas]

I pick E. The only problem now though is how do I get it past that little flap thingy at the opening?

[Worf101]

THIS is what I'm talkin' about... I'm laughing so hard I'm about to wet myself because you fools take a simple, innocent statement and drive it straight into the gutter at 90 miles an hour. God I love you folks!!!!

Da Worfster

PS, I meant when you're done with the leftovers, NOT when it's left your body!!! Pheh, cretins....

Da Worfster

[GMichael]

I pick E. The only problem now though is how do I get it past that little flap thingy at the opening?

Have you tried digging it out with a fork?

[ForeverAutumn]

I'm laughing so hard I'm about to wet myself

You're about to wet yourself? Hang on...let me just get my car...

[Rich-n-Texas]

A weird thing just happened. I tried to quote FA's post where she said Worf knew his post would set GM & me off, but it dissapeared and instead gave me the one above. WTF???

[Rich-n-Texas]

Have you tried digging it out with a fork?

Should I put another band-aid on it after I do that?

[ForeverAutumn]

A weird thing just happened. I tried to quote FA's post where she said Worf knew his post would set GM & me off, but it dissapeared and instead gave me the one above. WTF???

I changed my mind and edited my post. Just bad timing on your part. hehehe.

[Rich-n-Texas]

...Just bad timing on your part. hehehe.

Story of my life.

[GMichael]

Should I put another band-aid on it after I do that?

Either that, or just let it bleed. You might want to try some peroxide on that first?

[Rich-n-Texas]

Either that, or just let it bleed. You might want to try some peroxide on that first?

Sounds kinky.