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  • 06-05-2007, 04:58 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by PeruvianSkies
    In my world she has hair like those trolls that were famous back in the 1990's with crazy colors like pink, and she is singing lead vocal for Lynyrd Skynyrd, only her voice sounds like Joan Jett mixed with Aretha Franklin, and her troll hair is constantly blowing straight back when she sings, while she is wearing a tuxedo t-shirt with a choir of angels on backup vocal and the guitars in the band are all watermelon green and there are 70 Marshall Stacks making a huge wall, but the front grills are solid gold color. Yeah...that's it.

    Uh yeah. And I'm the strange one around here?:idea:
  • 06-05-2007, 05:03 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Um, yeah, that's what I meant...I'm not blond, I'm red. That's the only difference between me and those girls. :rolleyes:

    Those girls? No no no, just the one in the hat. The other is a cousin of mine. Distant cousin.

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Well...Sawyer, of course. That should be a gimme. Bon Jovi would be nice. Roger Daltry and Peter Frampton, both 30 years younger. Paul Newman (who's sexy at any age). If I think of anyone else, I'll let you know.

    They'll all be there. I just had my time machine fixed. The flux capacitor is fluxing like crazy. Is there anyone else you'd like to have?
  • 06-05-2007, 07:31 AM
    basite
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kexodusc
    You guys post too much :rolleyes:


    they tend to call that 'postwhore'

    oh wait,
    so am I :biggrin5:

    Keep them spinning,
    Bert.
  • 06-05-2007, 12:57 PM
    ForeverAutumn
    Hey guys? No offense, but my party's kinda sucking so far.

    Aside from Peruvian Skies coming on to my Cabbage Patch doll, not much is happening.
  • 06-05-2007, 01:08 PM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Hey guys? No offense, but my party's kinda sucking so far.

    Aside from Peruvian Skies coming on to my Cabbage Patch doll, not much is happening.

    Well, maybe if you stopped hiding in the bathroom and came out to enjoy yourself you'd have more fun.
    Sawyer has been doing push-ups by the pool all day. He's all hot and sweaty now. Why don't you two do a few laps.
    The frozen margaritas are ready for your sampling. The Long Island iced tea came out perfect. Those are at pool-side. My buddy Alex is warming up downstairs. The rest of his band should be here in a few minutes. The drums are taking longer to set up than we thought.
    Is there anything else you'd like? Just say the word.
  • 06-05-2007, 01:15 PM
    GMichael
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    Here is your personal bartender. He will follow you around till you tell him to go away.
  • 06-05-2007, 01:41 PM
    PeruvianSkies
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Hey guys? No offense, but my party's kinda sucking so far.

    Aside from Peruvian Skies coming on to my Cabbage Patch doll, not much is happening.

    I feel loved.
  • 06-05-2007, 01:49 PM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by PeruvianSkies
    I feel loved.

    Will you please put down that rag doll and find a flesh and blood woman. You're making a mess.
  • 06-05-2007, 02:29 PM
    Rich-n-Texas
    Clean up your act you guys or I'll leeve!
  • 06-05-2007, 02:36 PM
    ForeverAutumn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    Here is your personal bartender. He will follow you around till you tell him to go away.

    Ah, my own personal bartender. Now we're talking! Tell Sawyer to peel some grapes for me and then come and feed them to me. No, no, he doesn't need to put his shirt on first. And if you could let Jon Bon Jovi know that I'm ready for my foot massage now, that would be great. Thanks.
  • 06-05-2007, 02:50 PM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Ah, my own personal bartender. Now we're talking! Tell Sawyer to peel some grapes for me and then come and feed them to me. No, no, he doesn't need to put his shirt on first. And if you could let Jon Bon Jovi know that I'm ready for my foot massage now, that would be great. Thanks.

    Sawyer is peeling away. See? No shirt, no shoes, no, well, you can imagine.
    Jon has started your foot massage while Roger Daltry is doing your nails. Paul Newman is teasing your hair. Peter Frampton is giving you a back massage.

    Anything else?
  • 06-05-2007, 05:14 PM
    ForeverAutumn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    Roger Daltry is doing your nails.

    LMAO! That's something that I'd really like to see!

    Are the Jello shots ready yet?
  • 06-05-2007, 07:47 PM
    PeruvianSkies
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    Memory Of A Free Fesival...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    LMAO! That's something that I'd really like to see!

    Are the Jello shots ready yet?

    For some reason when I think of FOREVER AUTUMN the song "Memory of a Free Festival" by David Bowie comes to mind....only it's being sung by LUNA a la "California All the Way"....

    The Children of the summer's end
    Gathered in the dampened grass
    We played Our songs and felt the London sky
    Resting on our hands
    It was God's land
    It was ragged and naive
    It was Heaven

    Touch, We touched the very soul
    Of holding each and every life
    We claimed the very source of joy ran through
    It didn't, but it seemed that way
    I kissed a lot of people that day

    Oh, to capture just one drop of all the ecstasy that swept that afternoon
    To paint that love
    upon a white balloon
    And fly it from
    the topest top of all the tops
    That man has pushed beyond his brain
    Satori must be something
    just the same

    We scanned the skies with rainbow eyes and saw machines of every shape and size
    We talked with tall Venusians passing through
    And Peter tried to climb aboard but the Captain shook his head
    And away they soared
    Climbing through
    the ivory vibrant cloud
    Someone passed some bliss among the crowd
    And We walked back to the road, unchained

    "The Sun Machine is Coming Down, and We're Gonna Have a Party
    The Sun Machine is Coming Down, and We're Gonna Have a Party
    The Sun Machine is Coming Down, and We're Gonna Have a Party
    The Sun Machine is Coming Down, and We're Gonna Have a Party
    The Sun Machine is Coming Down, and We're Gonna Have a Party."


    Here's a picture of her singing it:
  • 06-06-2007, 04:58 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    LMAO! That's something that I'd really like to see!

    Are the Jello shots ready yet?

    Sure. What flavor do you want? Blue, green, yellow, red, purple, or striped?
  • 06-06-2007, 05:42 AM
    ForeverAutumn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by PeruvianSkies
    For some reason when I think of FOREVER AUTUMN the song "Memory of a Free Festival" by David Bowie comes to mind....only it's being sung by LUNA a la "California All the Way"....

    Are you sure that you don't do drugs?
  • 06-06-2007, 05:46 AM
    ForeverAutumn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    Sure. What flavor do you want? Blue, green, yellow, red, purple, or striped?

    Anything but red. I don't do red food.

    I see that my boys are playing pool and they all brought their own cues. Wait a minute, those aren't pool cues! :eek6: What the...



    Oh. :blush2: :)
  • 06-06-2007, 05:55 AM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    Anything but red. I don't do red food.

    I see that my boys are playing pool and they all brought their own cues. Wait a minute, those aren't pool cues! :eek6: What the...



    Oh. :blush2: :)

    Why don't they ever chalk up?
    Was that a jump-shot?

    What's john doing with that..... uh......... I've never seen THAT before.
    I'll have a few more jello shots please. Give me the purple.
  • 06-06-2007, 08:18 AM
    L.J.
    LJ in da house. Sorry I'm late. I was kinda tied up in GM's basement for awhile.

    Where's the party girl at? Congrats on 3K. Perhaps I'll make it there too. Hope you like your gift.

    Hey GM, pass me a cold one buddy!
  • 06-06-2007, 09:15 AM
    basite
    I clearly missed some stuff :)

    but I'm here!!! :cornut:

    and, darn, I've gotta type faster to keep up with all of you :)
  • 06-06-2007, 09:17 AM
    3-LockBox
    Congrats FA; sorry I'm late. Well, looks like everyone has gone home...I'll prolly see ya 'round RR.

    Later.
  • 06-06-2007, 09:57 AM
    Rich-n-Texas
    If I'd know y'all were coming I would've have saved you some of my KILLER Margaritas. Sadly, the only liquid refreshment left is that bizarre concoction GM brought.:arf: <---- He's supposed to be throwing up. :biggrin5:

    :Yawn: I'm tired.
  • 06-06-2007, 12:39 PM
    GMichael
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    FA? There's someone here who wants to meet you. He's a professional masseuse and wants to know if you have a few extra hours available. His name is Anytime. So you can just call him.....
  • 06-06-2007, 01:35 PM
    PeruvianSkies
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    FA? There's someone here who wants to meet you. He's a professional masseuse and wants to know if you have a few extra hours available. His name is Anytime. So you can just call him.....

    GMichael,

    Why are you stealing pictures of my older (and uglier) brother? I don't know where you found that picture of him, but his name is not Anytime, it's Stephan.
  • 06-06-2007, 01:48 PM
    GMichael
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by PeruvianSkies
    GMichael,

    Why are you stealing pictures of my older (and uglier) brother? I don't know where you found that picture of him, but his name is not Anytime, it's Stephan.

    I didn't post the pictures he gave me of you both taking baths together when you were 3. But I might post the ones of you two bathing when you were 16. :ciappa:
  • 06-06-2007, 02:26 PM
    ForeverAutumn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by GMichael
    FA? There's someone here who wants to meet you. He's a professional masseuse and wants to know if you have a few extra hours available. His name is Anytime. So you can just call him.....

    GM, you are such a good friend!