Stereo Times Review on the QuickSilver contact enhancer....

[GMichael]

This stuff can be made at home at a fraction of the cost.

All you need to do is drive to your local autoparts store, or Sears, and pick up some electrolite. This is what they put in batteries. We call it battery acid.
Then pick up a tube of silicone grease. The clear works best.
Mix this together in a small tin can. A 2 to 1 mixture of silicon to acid.
Swing a dead cat over your head three times, counter clockwise, at midnight, durring a full moon and chant, "OWAAAAA... TAGOO.... SYAMMMMM... (6 times)

There you have it. Same thing, better price. Enjoy.

[anamorphic96]

This stuff can be made at home at a fraction of the cost.

All you need to do is drive to your local autoparts store, or Sears, and pick up some electrolite. This is what they put in batteries. We call it battery acid.
Then pick up a tube of silicone grease. The clear works best.
Mix this together in a small tin can. A 2 to 1 mixture of silicon to acid.
Swing a dead cat over your head three times, counter clockwise, at midnight, durring a full moon and chant, "OWAAAAA... TAGOO.... SYAMMMMM... (6 times)

There you have it. Same thing, better price. Enjoy.

LMAO !!!!

[L.J.]

LMAO !!!!

Im curious. What does LMAO mean.

[anamorphic96]

Im curious. What does LMAO mean.

Laughing My Ass Off

[kexodusc]

This stuff can be made at home at a fraction of the cost.

All you need to do is drive to your local autoparts store, or Sears, and pick up some electrolite. This is what they put in batteries. We call it battery acid.
Then pick up a tube of silicone grease. The clear works best.
Mix this together in a small tin can. A 2 to 1 mixture of silicon to acid.
Swing a dead cat over your head three times, counter clockwise, at midnight, durring a full moon and chant, "OWAAAAA... TAGOO.... SYAMMMMM... (6 times)

There you have it. Same thing, better price. Enjoy.

I think the key here is to mix it in a tin can....

Totally off topic story, when I was working at a Honda car dealership back in my youth, they use to ship battery acid in 40 gallon drums - all tin...One time, they dropped it off over the weekend, when we tried to move it monday morning, it disintegrated...fire dept/hazmat teams were there in an hour and I was on the 5:00 news!!!

[GMichael]

Way cool Kex,

Did they ask you any questions on camera?
Did anything else get disolved?

[kexodusc]

Nah, I was just in the background - my boss at the time was convinced that Zorbol sand/oil absorbing stuff would catch it all...after we made the biggest mess possible, I had to clean it all up.
It just leaked into the street drainage, and all across the back floor of the parts department. IIRC it ruined a about $8000 worth of car parts though. And it made the colors on the TV more vibrant.

[GMichael]

Nah, I was just in the background - my boss at the time was convinced that Zorbol sand/oil absorbing stuff would catch it all...after we made the biggest mess possible, I had to clean it all up.
It just leaked into the street drainage, and all across the back floor of the parts department. IIRC it ruined a about $8000 worth of car parts though. And it made the colors on the TV more vibrant.

You mean it worked without the silicone? That's amazing! I guess you were right about the tin can being the key. But I still think you'll need the silicone to keep it from draining too fast.

[Soundideas]

Hey, I have already made $100.00 on a bet with some of my friends that this stuff really works.....they are BELIEVERS NOW! WHO NEXT!!!

[N. Abstentia]

The only thing I believe is that your friends are stupider than you.

[GMichael]

Put the right mushrooms on your burger and you'll see brighter colors with the TV unplugged.

[topspeed]

Put the right mushrooms on your burger and you'll see brighter colors with the TV unplugged.

Dude, you are so on today!

[dean_martin]

Swing a dead cat over your head

Does it have to be a particular breed of cat or will any ol' house cat do as long as it's dead?

[GMichael]

Does it have to be a particular breed of cat or will any ol' house cat do as long as it's dead?

Any cat will do. But black cats work best. The chant is important also. Don't forget the chant.

[Worf101]

This stuff can be made at home at a fraction of the cost.

All you need to do is drive to your local autoparts store, or Sears, and pick up some electrolite. This is what they put in batteries. We call it battery acid.
Then pick up a tube of silicone grease. The clear works best.
Mix this together in a small tin can. A 2 to 1 mixture of silicon to acid.
Swing a dead cat over your head three times, counter clockwise, at midnight, durring a full moon and chant, "OWAAAAA... TAGOO.... SYAMMMMM... (6 times)

There you have it. Same thing, better price. Enjoy.

Dis is by far the funniest chit I've read on here in many a day. I spit coffee all over my work puter.. I'm gonna git fired... stop it...

Da (soon to be unemployed) Worfster

[GMichael]

Dis is by far the funniest chit I've read on here in many a day. I spit coffee all over my work puter.. I'm gonna git fired... stop it...

Da (soon to be unemployed) Worfster

Sorry dude,
Couldn't help myself. Found this home remedy in the book of shadows.

[abstracta]

.....And didn't Richard Pryor get seriously injured whipping some of that stuff up?

You need to post a disclaimer.

[abstracta]

Swing a dead cat over your head three times, counter clockwise, at midnight, durring a full moon and chant, "OWAAAAA... TAGOO.... SYAMMMMM... (6 times)

...While facing East, and it's not "OWAAAAA... TAGOO.... SYAMMMMM", but "KlAATU, BARADA, NIKTO". Please stop spreading fud. :-)

[GMichael]

...While facing East, and it's not "OWAAAAA... TAGOO.... SYAMMMMM", but "KlAATU, BARADA, NIKTO". Please stop spreading fud. :-)

OK OK, so left out the part about facing east. But the chant OWAAAAA... TAGOO.... SYAMMMMM is dead nuts on man. Jack Klugman told me this one himself. Say it outloud a few times. You'll see.

[Soundideas]

This is for EVERYONE that THINKS ''that ALL CABLES sounds the SAME''....... http://www.positive-feedback.com/Issue18/xtreme.htm

[edtyct]

There certainly have been products in the tweak industry that their inventors created on informed speculation, without being completely sure whether they would work, or even why they happened to work in the end, if they did. Then there are the other products that consumers have to accept either on faith, on ignorance, or simply on bad science. One thing that you apparently forgot in your rant about seeing and hearing with our eyes and ears rather than our rational mind is that the products get invented by rational minds (at least we like to think so), and if a product's rationale doesn't hold water, why would anyone want to try it? So when it comes to untested tweaks, you do see and hear with your rational mind. God, I wish that I could have made this funny.

[Soundideas]

TALK IS CHEAP! PROVE ME WRONG! COME ON!

[Mr Lizardo]

Boys don't let "Soundideas" AKA: Tin_Cup (AVS), Richard Patrick (HTT and others) get under your skin too much...

He claims to be 14 years old in several other posts (true or not is unknown...although based on the hundred of smilies he uses per post I'd say he is)..

He has been a thorn in the side of MANY other forums and like a cockroach, never seems to die off....

He will never offer any other non-shill related info..EVER..he will only post shills for others products and claim they are the "BEST " yet offer no real "proof" other than "TRY IT AND SEE!!!"

So sit back enjoy his crazy talk and in time he will run away and start up on another forum...that is if he isn't banned already.

Best thing to do though that works on other forum he frequents is to IGNORE all his posts..don't feed him..he LOVES the attention.

That's about all I have to say on that.

Good day and now I'm off to look around the place and see what's what?

[Auricauricle]

This stuff can be made at home at a fraction of the cost.

All you need to do is drive to your local autoparts store, or Sears, and pick up some electrolite. This is what they put in batteries. We call it battery acid.
Then pick up a tube of silicone grease. The clear works best.
Mix this together in a small tin can. A 2 to 1 mixture of silicon to acid.
Swing a dead cat over your head three times, counter clockwise, at midnight, durring a full moon and chant, "OWAAAAA... TAGOO.... SYAMMMMM... (6 times)

Make sure that you swing the cat counter clockwise....I made the mistake and swung clockwise and now many of my discs play in reverse.

Do you know any chant or spell to correct this?

One advantage....There is a passage in Pink Floyd's The Wall that was recorded in reverse. Now I finally know what they were saying....(Sorry, it's unprintable).

[GMichael]

One of my all time favorite threads comes back to life. I love it. But 3 years? That can't be right. Has there been a flux in the time space continuum?

Auricauricle, there is no fix for your polarity blunder. You are doomed to go through life in reverse now. Good luck with that.