Stereo Times Review on the QuickSilver contact enhancer....

[GMichael]

Dis is by far the funniest chit I've read on here in many a day. I spit coffee all over my work puter.. I'm gonna git fired... stop it...

Da (soon to be unemployed) Worfster

Sorry dude,
Couldn't help myself. Found this home remedy in the book of shadows.

[abstracta]

.....And didn't Richard Pryor get seriously injured whipping some of that stuff up?

You need to post a disclaimer.

[abstracta]

Swing a dead cat over your head three times, counter clockwise, at midnight, durring a full moon and chant, "OWAAAAA... TAGOO.... SYAMMMMM... (6 times)

...While facing East, and it's not "OWAAAAA... TAGOO.... SYAMMMMM", but "KlAATU, BARADA, NIKTO". Please stop spreading fud. :-)

[GMichael]

...While facing East, and it's not "OWAAAAA... TAGOO.... SYAMMMMM", but "KlAATU, BARADA, NIKTO". Please stop spreading fud. :-)

OK OK, so left out the part about facing east. But the chant OWAAAAA... TAGOO.... SYAMMMMM is dead nuts on man. Jack Klugman told me this one himself. Say it outloud a few times. You'll see.

[Soundideas]

This is for EVERYONE that THINKS ''that ALL CABLES sounds the SAME''....... http://www.positive-feedback.com/Issue18/xtreme.htm

[edtyct]

There certainly have been products in the tweak industry that their inventors created on informed speculation, without being completely sure whether they would work, or even why they happened to work in the end, if they did. Then there are the other products that consumers have to accept either on faith, on ignorance, or simply on bad science. One thing that you apparently forgot in your rant about seeing and hearing with our eyes and ears rather than our rational mind is that the products get invented by rational minds (at least we like to think so), and if a product's rationale doesn't hold water, why would anyone want to try it? So when it comes to untested tweaks, you do see and hear with your rational mind. God, I wish that I could have made this funny.

[Auricauricle]

This stuff can be made at home at a fraction of the cost.

All you need to do is drive to your local autoparts store, or Sears, and pick up some electrolite. This is what they put in batteries. We call it battery acid.
Then pick up a tube of silicone grease. The clear works best.
Mix this together in a small tin can. A 2 to 1 mixture of silicon to acid.
Swing a dead cat over your head three times, counter clockwise, at midnight, durring a full moon and chant, "OWAAAAA... TAGOO.... SYAMMMMM... (6 times)

Make sure that you swing the cat counter clockwise....I made the mistake and swung clockwise and now many of my discs play in reverse.

Do you know any chant or spell to correct this?

One advantage....There is a passage in Pink Floyd's The Wall that was recorded in reverse. Now I finally know what they were saying....(Sorry, it's unprintable).

[GMichael]

One of my all time favorite threads comes back to life. I love it. But 3 years? That can't be right. Has there been a flux in the time space continuum?

Auricauricle, there is no fix for your polarity blunder. You are doomed to go through life in reverse now. Good luck with that.

[Sir Terrence the Terrible]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..........BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH.......hep me JEEEESUS........WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......gotta peeeeeeeeeeeeee............gotta breathe.....

[winston]

guys you all made laughed so hard... that my wife thought i lost it for good this time. you all put that quick silver cantact cement. sorry "enhancer" in the blender on high speed... hi soundideas dont give up yet i have'nt given it splash onn as yet.laughed/smile until next time winston.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Weird. This thread was dead since 2005, when Mr. Lizardo, with one post total, made his grand exit. Very weird.

[noddin0ff]

wow. pixie snot is 3 years old. time flies.

[Worf101]

wow. pixie snot is 3 years old. time flies.

My sentiments exactly. Long live the Pixie Snot!!!!

Da Worfster

[Auricauricle]

...won ti no kcab ginkool, wonk uoY

[GMichael]

OK OK, I was just messin' with ya. All you have to do is, take your left hand and ____ your ____ with ____ ______ up to _____ and then _____ until ______ shows ______ in the tin can. Take that and ____ it over the ______ of your ______ and wipe ____.

K?

[Rich-n-Texas]

OK OK, I was just messin' with ya. All you have to do is, take your left hand and ____ your ____ with ____ ______ up to _____ and then _____ until ______ shows ______ in the tin can. Take that and ____ it over the ______ of your ______ and wipe ____.

K?

YO!!! Don't mess around. This stuff's got battery acid in it for crying out loud!

[Auricauricle]

MY DUCK!!!

[GMichael]

MY DUCK!!!

Tasted great.

[pixelthis]

Tasted great.

You actually remember?
Gonna get thrown outta the old farts club.
(pixiesnot)

[GMichael]

You actually remember?
Gonna get thrown outta the old farts club.
(pixiesnot)

They have to let me back in on Monday. Turning 50 and all.

[pixelthis]

They have to let me back in on Monday. Turning 50 and all.

Charles Barkley(mouth of the south) said once that he didn't care what was going to be happening in three years, because in three years he would be dead.
Dead?
"YEP, in three years I turn fifty.

[GMichael]

Another classic. How many remember this guy Soundideas?

[bobsticks]

Another classic. How many remember this guy Soundideas?

Wasn't he one of the original, open purveyors of snake oil and pixie snot? I think I remember some really outrageous claims he made regarding video quality and green windex or some such drivel...

[GMichael]

Wasn't he one of the original, open purveyors of snake oil and pixie snot? I think I remember some really outrageous claims he made regarding video quality and green windex or some such drivel...

This is that thread. Read from the begining.

[bobsticks]

This is that thread. Read from the begining.

Ha, moving beyond the silliness...should I be bothered that I still have vague recollections and impressions about such inconsequential things even years later?

We have had some characters in here though...