Quote Originally Posted by markw
...it turns out that these "cops" are all females,and quite tasty ones at that. All appear in their early twenties, have a twinkle in their eyes and a wicked smile on their faces. They take off their hats, letting their long hair fall down below their shoulders and shake their heads to fluff it out.

Someone drops on Ravel's Bolero (Charles Munch and the BSO on RCA's Living Stereo, naturally)

They lock eyes with as many of us as possible and start gyrating and stick the ends of their guns in their mouths. Their cheeks draw in as they start gyrating as they start moving towards us...

...oops, the ever lovely mrsw just got home. see yas later.
...'Sticks rejoins patry with a renewed sense of interest...