Quote Originally Posted by topspeed
to which I countered she couldn't hit water if she fell out of a boat.
this reminds me of one of my favorite sites, that chuck norris facts website which is hysterical, and one of the facts about chuck norris:

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

WARNING / BEWARE: an hour or so of your life will dissapear:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com