Quote Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
Sir T see's the little outdated printer going at it with another overly long review. He opens up the top, reaches in and grabs the dusty piece of craps toner cartridge and rips it out. The silly little printer just keeps going. He reaches into the little outdated hockey puck and begins ripping the guts out of the poor little thing. By the time he is finished, the little POS is in many pieces. Sir T has a sh!tty grin on his face as the little printer is in pieces still trying to work. He glances at his handy work and utters these words under his breath "life is good", and walks away.
Worf peeks out of office see's printer churning away.... Utter oath in Klingonese... Grabs ancient device from the floor...

"By the Blood of K'Less" and hurls the haunted piece of plastic through the 13 th floor window...

Wipes his hands... spits on the floor and heads back to watch more holodeck Porn. "Today is a GOOD day to Die!"

Da Worfster