Main Event!

[GMichael]

Sorry you didn't get the news, GM. The fight was cancelled. RGA and Flo decided that talking behind each other's back was safer.

I'm also sorry to inform you that the time period for ticket refunds has expired. You were supposed to send your tickets back twice with a 3 page typed letter explaining why you bought them in the first place, then call 14 days later and sing the national anthems of both fighters before we would even consider refunding your money.

We are very pleased that you enjoyed the chips and beer.

What? No mud wressling either?

[cam]

I think it would be boring anyways, seeing RGA and Flo going at it. How about, Hershon/Ed vs Lexmark.

I'm going to get a beer and some chips.

[markw]

Hershon v. Ed Gein. That ought to be a winner.

But, then again, they have been playing with themselves in public for quite some time now.

[cam]

Hershon v. Ed Gein. That ought to be a winner.

But, then again, they have been playing with themselves in public for quite some time now.

Edward must have already won, haven't seen Hershon's name in a long time. He's probably burried in a shallow grave in the backyard.

[GMichael]

I think we may still have a chance to put on a good show here. Plenty of fights going on all over this board. We've got the classic RGA vs. Flo. Lex and JSE would make a good opening act. Color vs. no color. Poor vs. rich. New vs. old. Receivers vs. separates. Magical pixy snot vs. electrolyte & voodoo. And then there's the whole "our country is better than yours" thread(s) going on.

Dean, can you dig up a good referee for us? We'll need ground rules too. What do you say?
I'll book the hot babes & male strippers to alternate holding up the round cards. (anyone wanting to audition for this can contact me at 1-888-OU812)

[shokhead]

Bet my country has done more bad things to people then yours.

[GMichael]

Bet my country has done more bad things to people then yours.

A side bet huh? OK, I'll give you 3 to 1 odds that your country is no worse than mine. I'll even add that my state is worse than yours.