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    The Mormon faith is nuts but I don't think mainstream Christianity can take any high ground on crazy. Different crazy but still crazy. The only difference between religion and cult is the size of membership.


    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

    See that's crazy - and let's not even start with Catholics - draws in the pedophiles like crazy.

    Maher on Catholicism - YouTube

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    Quote Originally Posted by RGA View Post
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by ea talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
    Now you're just making' sh*t up. Where in the Bible does it say Christ ate brains?
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    Quote Originally Posted by noddin0ff View Post
    Now you're just making' sh*t up. Where in the Bible does it say Christ ate brains?
    Not all zombies eat brains. Some of us like toast with PB&J.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noddin0ff View Post
    Now you're just making' sh*t up. Where in the Bible does it say Christ ate brains?
    Everything is symbolic - you have to be somewhat brainless to buy into it - so yup Braaaaaains - are being left inside the church.

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