Reputations points...

**Groundbeef** · 03-19-2008, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible

Bam!!. After years of shoulder length hair, I decided to go for the complete buzz/shave look. I was not ready for the response I was going to get, that is for sure. The ladies do find it quite sexy.

Last year I went on holiday and didn't shave my head. I look like a chia pet after three days. I couldn't take it any more, I needed my shine.

Is there a twelve step program for people who have a habit of shaving their heads?

Wow, we are like twins Sir T. When we go out together next, I'll wear the shirt that reads: "I'm with Stupid" and arrow pointed your way.

**Groundbeef** · 03-19-2008, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by JohnMichael

You could tell us how your injury is healing. Use multiple posts if needed. Then you could start a new post and tell us about the physical therapy you are doing. Anybody with an injury? Vasectomy complications? Let us share.

Funny story about a vasecctomy. I had mine done 9 years ago. When the Dr. had me prepping, I asked "do I get this one 1/2 price?". He looked at me kinda funny, like "What the hell are you talking about!".

Then he took a peek under the gown, and agreed I'd only have to pay 1/2. About 7 years earlier I had a cancer scare, and ole' lefty was removed as a "precaution".

Unfortunatly for lefty, it turns out he had some sort of cyst, not cancer. Lucky for me, it was a cyst, not cancer. My Dr. incidently was SHOCKED I didn't have cancer. Apparently he had prepped my wife and parents pretty good about the treatments I was going to have to endure. Chemo, radiation, the whole 9 yards. He even biopsied the nut 2 times because he didn't belive the lab. He told me later that 95% of all testicals removed for lumps are cancerous. Needless to say I dodged a bullet on that one.

I didn't get the surgery for free, but I must admit I did feel better. The cyst was pretty painful, and I had constant groin pain.

I did manage to have 3 kids after the surgery, so it really didn't slow me down. And it saved me $1000 on the vasectomy!

**JSE** · 03-19-2008, 12:03 PM

You are now and henceforth known as "Uniballer"!

**markw** · 03-19-2008, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by Groundbeef

Funny story about a vasecctomy. I had mine done 9 years ago. When the Dr. had me prepping, I asked "do I get this one 1/2 price?". He looked at me kinda funny, like "What the hell are you talking about!".

Then he took a peek under the gown, and agreed I'd only have to pay 1/2. About 7 years earlier I had a cancer scare, and ole' lefty was removed as a "precaution".

Unfortunatly for lefty, it turns out he had some sort of cyst, not cancer. Lucky for me, it was a cyst, not cancer. My Dr. incidently was SHOCKED I didn't have cancer. Apparently he had prepped my wife and parents pretty good about the treatments I was going to have to endure. Chemo, radiation, the whole 9 yards. He even biopsied the nut 2 times because he didn't belive the lab. He told me later that 95% of all testicals removed for lumps are cancerous. Needless to say I dodged a bullet on that one.

I didn't get the surgery for free, but I must admit I did feel better. The cyst was pretty painful, and I had constant groin pain.

I did manage to have 3 kids after the surgery, so it really didn't slow me down. And it saved me $1000 on the vasectomy!

You really want to get your terminology straight when discussing these things: to wit:

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind; either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "****! THAT'S the word!”

**Groundbeef** · 03-19-2008, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by JSE

You are now and henceforth known as "Uniballer"!

You know, they make prostetics for men that they can have replace a "lost" ball. Its called a nutical, and its supposed to mimic the size and weight of the missing part. I just can't part with upwards of $1000 for a fake nut.

Of course, brass is always an option, but with age the weight would cause some "issues". I figure your sack would sag to about knee level. Kinda akward at the pool.

**Sir Terrence the Terrible** · 03-19-2008, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by Groundbeef

Wow, we are like twins Sir T. When we go out together next, I'll wear the shirt that reads: "I'm with Stupid" and arrow pointed your way.

Grabs gilfite fish, smacks beef and says "take that you uniballer!". But then you could point at my head and say the same thing.....

**GMichael** · 03-19-2008, 01:25 PM

Someone please explain to me why Beefy's uniball is like Sir T's head.

**JSE** · 03-19-2008, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by GMichael

Someone please explain to me why Beefy's uniball is like Sir T's head.

They are both useless?

**L.J.** · 03-19-2008, 01:46 PM

Umm....do the mods think we can get some more smilies......PLEEEEEAAAASSSEEEE. Especially a drool smilie

And how 'bout those cute little BR & PS3 icons

&

They're sooo cute...I just wanna pick 'em up and hold 'em.

**markw** · 03-19-2008, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by GMichael

Someone please explain to me why Beefy's uniball is like Sir T's head.

I thought Sir T was bald...

**bobsticks** · 03-19-2008, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by Groundbeef

You know, they make prostetics for men that they can have replace a "lost" ball. Its called a nutical ...:

So an uncomfortable castrated sailor would be traveling in nutical knots?

**Sir Terrence the Terrible** · 03-19-2008, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by JSE

They are both useless?

after wacking beefy, and with his face print still on it, Sir T picks up gilfite fish rears back and smacks JSE, and then swings forward and hits G., and proclaims "look everyone, I got a double".....

**Sir Terrence the Terrible** · 03-19-2008, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by markw

I thought Sir T was bald...

I do not know how to take this, but dang it Mark, I still have the fish in my hands man....so don't make me........

**Sir Terrence the Terrible** · 03-19-2008, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by L.J.

Umm....do the mods think we can get some more smilies......PLEEEEEAAAASSSEEEE. Especially a drool smilie

And how 'bout those cute little BR & PS3 icons

&

They're sooo cute...I just wanna pick 'em up and hold 'em.

Guys, get the straight jacket, L.J.'s goin 51-50 here

**JohnMichael** · 03-19-2008, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by Groundbeef

Funny story about a vasecctomy. I had mine done 9 years ago. When the Dr. had me prepping, I asked "do I get this one 1/2 price?". He looked at me kinda funny, like "What the hell are you talking about!".

Then he took a peek under the gown, and agreed I'd only have to pay 1/2. About 7 years earlier I had a cancer scare, and ole' lefty was removed as a "precaution".

Unfortunatly for lefty, it turns out he had some sort of cyst, not cancer. Lucky for me, it was a cyst, not cancer. My Dr. incidently was SHOCKED I didn't have cancer. Apparently he had prepped my wife and parents pretty good about the treatments I was going to have to endure. Chemo, radiation, the whole 9 yards. He even biopsied the nut 2 times because he didn't belive the lab. He told me later that 95% of all testicals removed for lumps are cancerous. Needless to say I dodged a bullet on that one.

I didn't get the surgery for free, but I must admit I did feel better. The cyst was pretty painful, and I had constant groin pain.

I did manage to have 3 kids after the surgery, so it really didn't slow me down. And it saved me $1000 on the vasectomy!

Glad you have one ball. Diagnosed with prostate cancer they take both.

**JSE** · 03-19-2008, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible

and proclaims "look everyone, I got a double".....

Unfortunately Beefy cannot say the same!

**GMichael** · 03-20-2008, 05:34 AM

Originally Posted by markw

I thought Sir T was bald...

Are you saying that Beefy's uniball is ... is....

**Groundbeef** · 03-20-2008, 06:24 AM

Originally Posted by GMichael

Are you saying that Beefy's uniball is ... is....

Who hasn't done the ole' wax dip before...guys....guys...anyone? I'm just sayin...

On a serious note though, guys do yourself a favor. In the shower do a "lump" check every so often. Especially if you are between 17-25. Testicular cancer is the #1 cancer for males in that age group. Caught early, it is very treatable. Caught later...not so much. Losing a nut isn't going to end your sex life, but avoiding the issue might!

For those of us that have a significant other, you can always suggest they do the checking "For Your Health". In the same fashion, you can insist on doing a daily "breast exam" just to be safe.

**GMichael** · 03-20-2008, 06:31 AM

I think we just jumped the shark.

**Groundbeef** · 03-20-2008, 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by GMichael

I think we just jumped the shark.

Just a few more till 1000. So anyone got any green pellets left? I think mine broke when I tried to shoot pix a reddie.

**JSE** · 03-20-2008, 07:40 AM

Originally Posted by Groundbeef

Just a few more till 1000. So anyone got any green pellets left? I think mine broke when I tried to shoot pix a reddie.

I just shot one your way. Least I could do for the Uniballer.

**Sir Terrence the Terrible** · 03-20-2008, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by JSE

Unfortunately Beefy cannot say the same!

JSE!!!!

**Sir Terrence the Terrible** · 03-20-2008, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by GMichael

Are you saying that Beefy's uniball is ... is....

If you want to live to see your 30th birthday, you betta not finished that sentence young man!

**L.J.** · 03-20-2008, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible

Guys, get the straight jacket, L.J.'s goin 51-50 here

"Going 51-50"...........I've been crazy

**GMichael** · 03-20-2008, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible

If you want to live to see your 30th birthday, you betta not finished that sentence young man!

30? That was in 1990. Maybe you meant 50?

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