Quote Originally Posted by Sir Terrence the Terrible
LJ, who do you think the Rich guy and I are, Brittany and Madonna? See, now I am going to have to go all Ricky Ricardo on all of you guys. No estoy besando que Rich Texas chico. Tal vez una fraternal abrazo, beso, pero no.
Oh, and thanks for letting me practice my spanish for my trip to Puerto Rico to see mi familia. If I have completely confused you, I have done my job!
"I am not kissing that small Rich Texas. Perhaps the brotherly one embraced, kissed, but not"

Lots of translators available on line. Looks like this one may be off a little with the slang, but close enough me thinks.