Quote Originally Posted by GMichael
I've been to Rich^wart. They took one look at my clothes and threw me out. They told me to come back once I have more warts on my face.
G, you have to be creative here. When I wear Army pants to Richmart, I tell them they are Armani pants. When I tell them you can pull them down and check the label, they usually decline and give me a pass. When I wear Ralph Loren tee shirts, I tell them its Ralph Lauren, the ladies do usually ask me to remove it so they can see my label

That's when I speak spanish to them and they usually pass out in a fit of horniness