Quote Originally Posted by Auricauricle
Reminds me of the story of the psych intern who was shown around the hospital by the chief, when they come to a patient's room. They open the door and find the poor schmo sitting in the middle of the room with a peanut perched on his one-and-only. The chief wants to see how qualified the intern is and asks him for a diagnosis.

The intern stammers and stumbles.

The chief, exasperated, hisses: "He's fudging nuts, you idiot!"

Yeah, we psychs is sick....
Did you hear about the guy who went into the Drs office wrapped only in cellophane?


The Dr looked at him for a few minutes and said "I clearly see your nuts".