Cream--sucks
The Grateful Dead--couldn't suck more
The Beattles--sucked
CSN&Y--totally blows
New Riders of The Purple Sage--you're the only one that knows 'em so they must suck
Kiss--sleeps with midgets, drives a Ferrari and licks donkey d**k
Humble Pie--fat, corporate AOR schlock

you guys realize I'm instigating, right?