Sunday, Black Sunday

[Mike]

Hey Dave the big five O, I can't believe it I always put you about late 30's based on your music tastes. How come you are so hip and trendy you are an example to us all. Me I think I'm regressing back to my 70s music I've just been listening to Thin Lizzy and Focus.

Anyway you being 50 makes me feel better, me I'm in my mid forties and starting to feel a little old sometimes in the morning, so I can imagine what it must feel like for you tee hee.

Now you've reached 50 a few words of wisdom for you -

1. Always take a piss when you get the chance
2. Never trust a fart
3. If you get a stiffy make sure you use it (even if you are on your own) the opportunity might not come around again for a while.

Cheers
Mike

[Davey]

I can't believe it I always put you about late 30's based on your music tastes. How come you are so hip and trendy you are an example to us all.

Hehehe, hip and trendy, eh? I'm about to dispel that myth! It's kinda like that little warning they put on the rear view mirror, ya know, objects may appear closer than they are. The distortion of the internet. You can be anyone you want to be. Or as my favorite aging song and dance man, Meat Loaf, once sang...

But it was long ago and it was far away
Oh God it seems so very far
And if life is just a highway - then the soul is just a car
And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are