Songs about masturbation?

[salad 419]

There must be more than a few from Mr. Zappa.

There must be, but I can only think of 1 1/2.

Disco Boy

Some cluster F@&K version of the Doors song that goes " and he walked on down the hall" (Not a Huge Doors Fan, Sorry I don't know the name of the song) on one of the You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Volumes (I'm thinking 2 because I never owned that one)

with 73+ albums (not including bootlegs, etc) I've heard most of it and can only think of those two. I can name quite a few about body parts, plooking, BJ's, beastiality, etc, but only those two come to mind for masterbation. Maybe I'm just tired and haven't listened to any Zappa for a long time.

[Swish]

Howzabout Jackson Browne's Rosie?

She was standing at the load-in
When the trucks rolled up
She was sniffing all around
Like a half grown female pup
She wasn't hard to talk to
Looked like she had nowhere to go
So I gave her my pass
So she could get in and see the show

Well I sat her down right next to me
And I got her a beer
While I mixed that sound on stage
So the band could hear
The more I watched her watch them play
The less I could think of to say
And when they walked off stage
The drummer swept that girl away

But Rosie you're all right - you wear my ring
When you hold me tight - Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light - I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie

Well I guess I might have known from the start
She'd come for a star
Might have told my imagination not to run too far
Of all the times that I've been burned
By now you'd think I'd have learned
That it's who you look like
Not who you are

But Rosie you're all right - you wear my ring
When you hold me tight - Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light - I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie

So..... what are your 3???

fp

Or did I miss in earlier one?

What's shakin' elfpee?

Swish

[bobsticks]

What does it say about the forum that this is the fourth most viewed thread in the last six months?

For the curious it has been superceded only by "Beatles--Yes or No, Dusty's LOTW, and What is Spinning?.

[jrhymeammo]

What does it say about the forum that this is the fourth most viewed thread in the last six months?

For the curious it has been superceded only by "Beatles--Yes or No, Dusty's LOTW, and What is Spinning?.

I'm kinda bummed out that "Songs about the Big Ladies" didnt become everyone's favorite thread. If I knew more, I would post but ah well.
Answer to your question bobsticks, I decided to say F'it ever since AR.com sold out to BestBuy(actually are they still advertising?). We promote good sound, then we see some ads by Orb Audio. Kinda goes against what everyone believes in. But, if that's gonna keep this site operational, then I guess it's not too bad... I dont know. Dont get me wrong, it's still a great place to learn about audio and gears(I still don know crap). How about starting a thread, "What *&^%$ should I buy"

JRA

[Dusty Chalk]

What does it say about the forum that this is the fourth most viewed thread in the last six months?

For the curious it has been superceded only by "Beatles--Yes or No, Dusty's LOTW, and What is Spinning?.

I think there's something weird about the counting system. It seems the longest threads have the most "hits" -- is that right? Or are they counting a hit for each post, so if you view a thread that has 53 messages, you add 53 hits to its hitcount?

[N. Abstentia]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...t_masturbation

That just about covers it

[jrhymeammo]

Thanks NA. looks like this thread is finally coming to an end.

after seeing the list, I wonder why no one mentioned the Decemberist?
And how the hell did Tom Green make it on to the list? Is he still alive? If he is, I'm sure he's still trying to hump some obscure animals.....


JRA

[BarryL]

Just listening to Jane Siberry's A Collection 1984-1989. You Don't Need is about masterbation. "you don't need any body...you don't need any lover...you just get it from yourself..."

[C-Z]

My favorite squid squeezing tune is the Michael Jackson, Boy George duet "I'll Beat It 4 Ya".