Songs about masturbation?

[jrhymeammo]

Give me songs about masturbation. I can think of 3 and that's about it. I'm Japanese American so go easy on that one song............

[nobody]

Orgasm Addict by the Buzzcocks comes to mind.

[Finch Platte]

Give me songs about masturbation. I can think of 3 and that's about it. I'm Japanese American so go easy on that one song............

Howzabout Jackson Browne's Rosie?

She was standing at the load-in
When the trucks rolled up
She was sniffing all around
Like a half grown female pup
She wasn't hard to talk to
Looked like she had nowhere to go
So I gave her my pass
So she could get in and see the show

Well I sat her down right next to me
And I got her a beer
While I mixed that sound on stage
So the band could hear
The more I watched her watch them play
The less I could think of to say
And when they walked off stage
The drummer swept that girl away

But Rosie you're all right - you wear my ring
When you hold me tight - Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light - I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie

Well I guess I might have known from the start
She'd come for a star
Might have told my imagination not to run too far
Of all the times that I've been burned
By now you'd think I'd have learned
That it's who you look like
Not who you are

But Rosie you're all right - you wear my ring
When you hold me tight - Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light - I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie

So..... what are your 3???

fp

[GMichael]

Maybe not about it, but "Captain Jack" mentions it.

[Stone]

According to the band, that "one song" is not about masturbation after all. I'm not sure I believe it.

Also, "Darling Nikki" by Prince mentions it.

[ForeverAutumn]

Oh, well if we're talking about songs that just mention it....there's Longview by Green Day.

[JohnMichael]

Maybe not about it, but "Captain Jack" mentions it.

Good song. I will have to paly that album next.

[Davey]

Always surprising how many big 80s songs were about pleasing oneself. Some pretty big hits too, like some already mentioned, and

She Bop - Cyndi Lauper
Blister in the Sun - The Violent Femmes
Dancin' with Myself - Billy Idol

and maybe not as big a hit and a little earlier, but always loved Pump It Up by Elvis Costello

[MindGoneHaywire]

Always surprising how many big 80s songs were about pleasing oneself.

As decades go, the lay/wank ratio didn't seem that great.

Did the Circle Jerks have any self-love ditties? It is mentioned in 'What's Your Problem...'

[Swish]

Howzabout Jackson Browne's Rosie?

She was standing at the load-in
When the trucks rolled up
She was sniffing all around
Like a half grown female pup
She wasn't hard to talk to
Looked like she had nowhere to go
So I gave her my pass
So she could get in and see the show

Well I sat her down right next to me
And I got her a beer
While I mixed that sound on stage
So the band could hear
The more I watched her watch them play
The less I could think of to say
And when they walked off stage
The drummer swept that girl away

But Rosie you're all right - you wear my ring
When you hold me tight - Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light - I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie

Well I guess I might have known from the start
She'd come for a star
Might have told my imagination not to run too far
Of all the times that I've been burned
By now you'd think I'd have learned
That it's who you look like
Not who you are

But Rosie you're all right - you wear my ring
When you hold me tight - Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light - I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie

So..... what are your 3???

fp

Or did I miss in earlier one?

What's shakin' elfpee?

Swish

[MindGoneHaywire]

The Who--Pictures Of Lily

[shokhead]

Cum over and bend me by the wee weenies.

[GMichael]

I don't need anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.
Not to be mixed up with Weird Al's,
I don't need anybody else, 'cause I'm double jointed, I kiss myself.

[JohnMichael]

I don't need anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.
Not to be mixed up with Weird Al's,
I don't need anybody else, 'cause I'm double jointed, I kiss myself.

GMichael I knew you would have a tight grip on the subject.

Sorry that was bad and I won't delete any paybacks you send my way.

[GMichael]

GMichael I knew you would have a tight grip on the subject.

Sorry that was bad and I won't delete any paybacks you send my way.

Sorry, no paybacks yet. You still have extra points in the bank.

Ever catch yourself with the other hand? It's kinda like cheating on yourself, with yourself. And don't just drag yourself in there and do it. Make a night of it, bring yourself flowers, take yourself out to dinner. And a thank you card the next day never hurts (no punn intended I'm sure).

Thank you George Carlin.

[-Jar-]

"Pink Thing" by XTC.

Though this song is more about the "object" and not the "verb"

-jar

[richmon]

What's the ultimate insult ?
You're master baiting and your hand falls asleep!

Aren't Frankie goes to Hollywood 'Relax' and Devo's 'whip it' about that? Or am I sick and twisted. Don't answer that.

[GMichael]

Michael Jackson's Beat it?

[JohnMichael]

Michael Jackson's Beat it?

If only he followed his own advice he would not have had all those troubles.

[Dusty Chalk]

Aren't Frankie goes to Hollywood 'Relax' and Devo's 'whip it' about that? Or am I sick and twisted. Don't answer that.

I don't think they're about masturbating so much as just plain about having sex. Maybe kinky sex, but not solo sex.

According to the band, that "one song" is not about masturbation after all. I'm not sure I believe it.

Which one? The Vapors one? Yeah, it is, I don't care if they deny it.

[Stone]

Which one? The Vapors one? Yeah, it is, I don't care if they deny it.

Yup. That be the one.

[DariusNYC]

"Pink Thing" by XTC.

Though this song is more about the "object" and not the "verb"

-jar

I always thought that song was about Andy Partidge's baby. Can an XTC expert weigh in?

[Davey]

I always thought that song was about Andy Partidge's baby.

And I always thought "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" was inspired by a drawing Julian did about his friend Lucy. Imagine my shock when it was pointed out to me that there may have been an illicit drug reference hidden in there

[GMichael]

And I always thought "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" was just about a drawing Julian did of his friend Lucy. Imagine my shock when it was pointed out to me that there may have been an illicit drug refernce hidden in there

Huh? No....... Say it aint so....!

[Troy]

Sandy Koufax- Yazbek
My Best Friend- Jellyfish

I always thought Pink Thing was about a baby too . . .