10. The food

9. The tiresome rants about ambient Japanese turtle thumping

8. Jim Clark's unwavering and utterly misguided insistence that the Blues is still relevant

7. Troy's constant need to be the 'calm mediator' in the middle of every dispute as a self-appointed voice of reason. I swear, if he does his patented 'can't we all just get along?' schtick even once more, I'm gonna talk to Ralph about a Buick.

6. Davey's Bread and Christopher Cross threads

5. The sh!tty gas mileage

4. The fookin' pop-ups

3. Brad H's left-wing liberal politics

2. J's total reliance on short, cryptic posts

1. Yodel My Tingles....or is it Blow Fly Bingo? (Coal of Ringo maybe?)