Two rednecks are walking in the woods and see this big hole in the ground. One tosses a stone in to see how deep it is but they don't hear it land. "That must be really deep" says one of them. "Throw in something bigger". He sees an old transmission nearby and throws it in, then all of a sudden, a goat runs out and jumps into the hole. A farmer appears and asks if they've seen a goat. "Yeah, it just ran by us and jumped in that big hole". The farmer says "that's impossible, I had it chained to an old transmission".

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