Name the record you have played more than...

[bobsticks]

I guarantee I've listened to more Hanoi Rocks than anyone else in this forum.

...just on the evidence you've presented they won't take action on this claim. They're pretty sure that not only have you listened to more Hanoi Rocks than anyone on this forum but probably listened to more Hanoi Rocks than any of the surviving members of Hanoi Rocks too.