That Lyrics Thread

[noddin0ff]

If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands

(Clap hands twice)

If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands

(Clap hands twice)

If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands.

(Clap hands twice)

If you're happy and you know it,
Tap your toe

(Tap toes twice)

If you're happy and you know it,
Tap your toe

(Tap toes twice)

If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it,
Tap your toe.

(Tap toes twice)

If you're happy and you know it,
Nod your head

(Nod head)

If you're happy and you know it,
Nod your head

(Nod head)

If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it,
Nod your head.

(Nod head)

If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands

(Clap hands twice)

If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands

(Clap hands twice)

If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands.

(Clap hands twice)

If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands.

(Clap hands twice)

[Slosh]

sex & violence, sex & violence, sex & violence, sex & violence . . . . . . .

NP:

[noddin0ff]

sex & violence, sex & violence, sex & violence, sex & violence . . . . . . .

NP:

You mean...

Falling falling
Gonna drop like a stone
I'm falling through the atmosphere
On a warm afternoon
If lovers discover
That ev'ryone dies
So don't tell me, please hold me
It's a dangerous life

etc. etc...

??

[Sugar Beats]

Hey -
Foreigner was a joke!

[Sugar Beats]

Where's your sense of humor?

[Sugar Beats]

besides, I like that song!

[Rich-n-Texas]

One sunny day I was riding my bike,
And smokin' a joint, 'cause that's what I like
A police man stopped me and began to stare,
And he said "Hey sonny, whatcha smokin' there?"

I said..
It's a reefer, do ya want some, police man?
It's a reefer, do ya want a blast?
It's a reefer, do ya want some, police man?
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?

Well he put me in his car and he left my bike,
And he took my reefer, which he quite liked
When we got to the station his eyes were all red,
And the Sergeant said "Constable, you're out of your head!"

He said "Yeah!
It's a reefer, do ya want some, Sergeant?
It's a reefer, do ya want a blast?
It's a reefer, do ya want some, Sergeant?
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?"

Well, he suspended the Constable for his little joke,
And he went to the bathroom to have a little toke
When he got back and rolled another eight,
And they were being passed 'round every copper in the place

Well, I sold them two ounces, and one sixteenth,
And they rolled the biggest joint that the world has ever seen

And they all sang together...
It's a reefer, do ya want some, mindless,
It's a reefer, do ya want a blast?
It's a reefer, do ya want some, mindless,
Thanks for your company, and thanks for the grass!

[Sugar Beats]

LOL, I don't think I've ever heard that one...

[Swish]

besides, I like that song!

...but we don't know you well enough. To tell you the truth, that was a pretty decent rock song in its day. I can't say much else good about Foreigner and their ilk (Bad Company is right there with 'em).

As for this thread, I don't want to read entire song lyrics as I don't have that much time on my hands. Why not just a couple favorite lines and leave it at that?

Just wondering.

[Swish]

LOL, I don't think I've ever heard that one...

...since anyone over 35...maybe 40...should know a Cheech and Chong tune.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Just following sticks' lead Swish. Some of us have nothing better to do so reading the entire song isn't an issue, IMO.

[Auricauricle]

I recall as a boy we would hop the freights
wasn't nothin' but a kick back then
there was no better thrill for my anxious heart
than a long flatcar
headin' out of the yard
and I knew even then she was in my blood
like the time when I first hired on
and the fireman laughed at my bony nose
but he tossed me a cap
said GM&O
and I was a man...
I gave her my best years
well, what can you do but laugh
I don't expect she'll ever be coming back
When we climbed up the great Appalachians
her engines would be raging like hell
then we'd come back down to the rising towns
where the cattle stare
in the frozen air
For me there nothing more sacred
than the beautiful sound she'd make
her long blue signal blowin' deep in the night,
it would get to me there,
it would get to me there
Now I'm afraid...
Afraid of these silent hours
awake underneath my old cap
I don't expect she'll ever be coming back
Well, I watched the beginning of the end for her
when I saw my first jet airplane
flying high overhead like a bird of prey
while the mighty fell
in the land of the brave
Now I'm alone.

[Sugar Beats]

I'm not a "lad" for one, which might be revelant pertaining to anything related to "Cheech & Chong!" Sorry, not interested there...Ha!

But am between 35 & 40, although I was asked out by some young fellow the other day, so I guess he didn't realize just how "old" I was, or he's maybe got a thing for older women!

[Auricauricle]

Well he's daddy's little boy he plays with his toys
He holds on to his daddy's hand
His daddy says sonny you're a big strong boy
You're gonna be a big strong man
And they go play catch they go play ball
They go take a walk along the sand
Big strong daddy and a big strong boy
Living in a big strong land

Daddy is he a goodie or a baddie
Daddy can I have a dinosaur
Once upon a time there were cannibals
Now there are no cannibals any more

Down in Louisiana there's a hurricane coming
The little boy climbs the stairs
And all along the levee all the people come running
And the little boy's saying his prayers
And a sleepy little laddie smiles up at his daddy
And he's asking for his G.I. Joe
And daddy tucks him in with a kiss upon the chin
And says my little one I love you so

Lay down your head now don't get out of bed
Don't you let the bedbugs bite
It's time to sleep now not another peep
And I'll see you in the morning light
And then the radio was playing and the weatherman was saying
The hurricane had blown away
And daddy's little boy was jumping up for joy
And he was singing at the break of day

Daddy is he a goodie or a baddie
Daddy can I be a warrior
Once upon a time there were cannibals
Now there are no cannibals any more

Yeah daddy is he a goodie or a baddie
Daddy why do people go to war
Once upon a time there were cannibals
Now there are no cannibals any more

[Sugar Beats]

You guys are lucky, I was just going to post another favorite... by Pat Benatar, can you guess which one?

[Sugar Beats]

Youre beggin me to go, youre makin me stay
Why do you hurt me so bad?
It would help me to know
Do I stand in your way, or am I the best thing youve had?
Believe me, believe me, I cant tell you why
But Im trapped by your love, and Im chained to your side


LOL, but I love that song!

[ForeverAutumn]

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a ****
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya ****in' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, you know

You piss me off, ****in' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya ****in' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, you know

You piss me off, ****in' jerk, get on my nerves

Well it's 40 below and I aint got a truck
and I dont give a **** cause I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya ****in' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, you know

You piss me off, ****in' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya ****in' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, you know

You piss me off, ****in' jerks, get on my nerves

This song used to crack me up every time I heard it!!!

Edit: I decided that the radio friendly version was more appropriate. You never know who's kid might be lurking.

[Sugar Beats]

Wow!
I'm not quite sure how to respond to that?

Anyone? Anyone want to comment to that?

[Auricauricle]

SB: "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"?

FA: Geeze, I've been keepin' mahself an' mah posts clean. Ya mean I kin open up a can?

[Slosh]

You mean...

Falling falling
Gonna drop like a stone
I'm falling through the atmosphere
On a warm afternoon
If lovers discover
That ev'ryone dies
So don't tell me, please hold me
It's a dangerous life

etc. etc...

??

Nah, I mean this.

[Rich-n-Texas]

Censored!

How in the world was she able to get all those F-bombs by the filter!!!

40 below, rodeo, allemande right and allemande left? Must be Canukian.

[ForeverAutumn]

FA: Geeze, I've been keepin' mahself an' mah posts clean. Ya mean I kin open up a can?

Just don't direct the can at me when you open it. That's all I'm asking.

[ForeverAutumn]

How in the world was she able to get all those F-bombs by the filter!!!

[Sugar Beats]

Nope. Not "Hit me w/ your best shot."

Better.

The ever popular anthem of young ladies everywhere...

"Love is a Battlefield"

Can't believe you didn't see that one coming after "Urgent"...

[Sugar Beats]

I think when you cut and paste, you can get the F bomb through, I did on another song I posted, but went back and changed it to F***, so that's how she did it! Mystery solved.