That Lyrics Thread

[ForeverAutumn]

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a ****
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya ****in' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, you know

You piss me off, ****in' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya ****in' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, you know

You piss me off, ****in' jerk, get on my nerves

Well it's 40 below and I aint got a truck
and I dont give a **** cause I'm off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya ****in' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, you know

You piss me off, ****in' jerk, get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's allemande left and allemande right
Come on ya ****in' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof, you know

You piss me off, ****in' jerks, get on my nerves

This song used to crack me up every time I heard it!!!

Edit: I decided that the radio friendly version was more appropriate. You never know who's kid might be lurking.