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    I'm on a distinguished road.

    Huh? What?
    And the world will turn to flowing pink vapor stew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone
    Huh? What?
    We're all on the same road.
    It leads to audio bliss.
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.

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    Me too!!!

    GMichael, Markw and L-D-B got me back on the straight-n-narrow.

    Reputations points...

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    I'm...

    ...on an extinguished road...

    jimHJJ(...way better than an "unknown quantity"...)
    Hello, I'm a misanthrope...don't ask me why, just take a good look around.

    "Men would rather believe than know" -Sociobiology: The New Synthesis by Edward O. Wilson

    "The great masses of the people...will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one" -Adolph Hitler

    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves" -Goethe

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    Watch out for distinguished old farts asleep at the wheel. Just in case, you know, in case you're fiddling with some CD in the changer and not paying attention ...

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    I should be so lucky.

    Oh wait...

    I am!

    Oh wait...

    We all are.

    Must be a built in "feature" that's yet to be implemented in any meaningful way. Could be wrong though.


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    The real question is "Whose road do I want to de-distinguish?"
    And the world will turn to flowing pink vapor stew.

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    I think you might be on...

    Quote Originally Posted by Stone
    Huh? What?
    ...the pipe. Are you on the pipe?

    Swish
    I call my bathroom Jim instead of John so I can tell people that I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

    If you say the word 'gullible' very slowly it sounds just like oranges.

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    I was told I was on a road to Nowhere. That can't be the same as the distinguished road, cannit?
    And the world will turn to flowing pink vapor stew.

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    It could be, in this case.
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.

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    I'm on a distinguished commode

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    Originally Posted by Troy: She has that same kind of cleft-pallet, slightly retarded way of singing that so many other people find endearing.


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    all around good guy Jim Clark's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone
    I was told I was on a road to Nowhere.
    They can tell you what to do
    But theyll make a fool of you
    And its all right, baby, its all right
    "Ahh, cartoons! America's only native art form. I don't count jazz 'cuz it sucks"- Bartholomew J. Simpson

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    I kissed a distinguished toad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    I kissed a distinguished toad.
    And then she married him...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    I kissed a distinguished toad.
    I thought you didn't kiss & tell.
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Clark
    They can tell you what to do
    But theyll make a fool of you
    And its all right, baby, its all right
    And it's very far away
    But it's growing day by day
    And it's all right, baby, it's all right

    Swish
    I call my bathroom Jim instead of John so I can tell people that I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

    If you say the word 'gullible' very slowly it sounds just like oranges.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    And then she married him...
    Left out one step...

    He turned into her Prince Charming, and then...

    (I think she got mad at me for this one)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    Left out one step...

    He turned into her Prince Charming, and then...

    (I think she got mad at me for this one)
    Why do think that? Why should I be mad just because you called my husband a toad? Let's see you tell him that to his face! Yeah, let's see how tough you are then.

    Hehehe. Just kidding. I'm not mad. If I were, you'd know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForeverAutumn
    ... I'm not mad. If I were, you'd know.
    Ya know, I've had a lot of women say that to me in the past. Never could figure out what they meant by that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    Ya know, I've had a lot of women say that to me in the past. Never could figure out what they meant by that.

    SSSHHHHhhhhhhhh............

    Don't ask.
    WARNING! - The Surgeon General has determined that, time spent listening to music is not deducted from one's lifespan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    Ya know, I've had a lot of women say that to me in the past. Never could figure out what they meant by that.
    You know the part where the Cobra spreads it's hood? Well, I think this statement is kinda like that... you aren't necessarily 'in danger', but you have been warned. Step closer and it's a bite in the face or some spray in the eyes.

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    Trick is...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rich-n-Texas
    Ya know, I've had a lot of women say that to me in the past. Never could figure out what they meant by that.
    ...despite statements to the contrary, you never know...

    jimHJJ(...never...)
    Hello, I'm a misanthrope...don't ask me why, just take a good look around.

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    No matter what though, her post count indicates to me that she has enough influence to knock me off The Distinguished Road, and I wouldn't want that to happen.

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