Favorite musical epics?

[Stone]

I wanna be a field day for the Sundays so they can fuck up my life
Embarass my wife, and leave a bad taste
That striped toothpaste can't remove on Monday mornings
I wanna be a target for the dailies so they can show
Pictures of me with a nude on page three, so lacking in taste
Touched up near the waist, looking as limp as Monday morning...

I like that one, but I also like these a lot too (both under 30 seconds):

I like food, food tastes good!
I like food, food tastes good!

I like food, food tastes good
I like food, food tastes good
Juicy burgers, greasy fries
Turkey legs and raw fish eyes
Teenage girls with ketchup too
Get outta my way or I’ll eat you

I like food, food tastes good
I like food, food tastes good

Gonna turn dining back into eating
I like food, food tastes good

I like food, food tastes good

and

I used all the patience I had left for you
When I wrote this down

I thought of all the things you’ve done
And came up with this thirty-second song

Wanted to express how much
I’ve missed you since you’ve gone

I thought of all the things you’ve done
And came up with this thirty-second song

I thought of all the things you’ve done
And came up with this thirty-second song