I just missed out on a 1974 Gibson J-45 that a local guy was selling for a measley $600.00, and it was in mint condition with the original hardshell case. Anyway, I keep an eye on e-bay for similar deals but rarely fine them, but I did stumble onto this ad and it made me laugh out loud! I like the part where he says the guitar "has more scratches than a nudist in a thorn patch". Enjoy!