Best pop song of 2005 . . . so far

[Slosh]

And for once lyrics that I can agree with

16 military wives, 32 softly focused, brightly colored eyes
staring at the natural tan of 32 gently clenching wrinkled little hands
17 company men, out of which only 12 will make it back again
sergeant sends a letter to 5 military wives as tears drip down from 10 little eyes

Cheer them on to their rivals
because America can and America can't say no
and America does if America says it's so
and the anchor person on TV goes "na na na na na na na na na"

15 celebrity minds, leading their 15 sorid, wretched, checkered lives
will they find the solution in time using their 15 pristine moderate liberal minds?
18 Academy chairs, out of which only 7 really even care
doling out a garland to 5 celebrity minds, they're humbly taken by surprise

14 cannibal kings, wondering blithely what the dinner bell will bring
15 celebrity minds, served on a leafy bed of 16 military wives

NP: SFA - "The Citizen's Band"