What do you want for Christmas...

[bobsticks]

Thanks Beefy. I'd forgotten how much fun it was beatin' on the old Nazi...

...and Fall Girl, trust me, you can keep your samich.

[dean_martin]

I've got a little list:

For the following:


For Deano - A trip to some obscure film festival in europe

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST FOR MOI....

Continued health happiness and love to all my friends here and elswhere. If I missed anyone, no slight, just my bad, aged, decrepid memory.

Much Love and Wishes...

Da Worfster

PERFECT!!!

love, peace and well-wishes to you and yours too.

[GMichael]

I've got a little list:

For the following:

For Pix - a world without plasmas

He'll be so happy!

For Sir Terrance - A world without Pix

He would miss him.

For F.A. - A Sayid and Sawyer Samich... with her as the filling.

I don't get what you mean, but I'll bring the mayo.

For J.S.E. - A pair of effin' pants and the good sense to wear them.

I second this one.

For Tex - A realization that we all kinda like him inspite of himself.

Shhhhhhh.... He isn't supposed to know. Geesh!

For Wooch - Continued "sonic" success with the Home Theatre upgrades into the 22nd Century. "To Infinity and Beyond" you Luddite!!!!

And don't forget Wooch 2.0.

For Kex - A Case of Cottage Cheese!!! Not my idea, he eats it no moi!!

I'll send the peanut butter. I'm in the same boat as you Kex.

For Feanor - A free ticket to come visit us here in the land of the all night hamburger.

Feanor is welcome here too. But the burgers close at 9 PM.

For Kam - An Academy Award Nomination.

I'll vote for him.

For GM - A new avatar (Please God)

Hmpf...

For Road Runner - A vintage Road Runner. God made man but man made Mopar.

I'd rather push a ford than drive a Mopar. Too bad I had to push so often.

For 3 Lock Box - A REAL cup of coffee.

3LB, stop in. I'll show you coffee!

For Aurinacle and Topspeed - New digtial thesaurus

Noooooooooooooooooooo. Not that! Pleeeeeeeeeease.

For Groundbeef - May the wishes you expressed here come true for all of us!!!!

Ditto.

For Bobsticks - More makeup for that Avatar!!! Eeeps, scrary....

So true.

For Nightflier - A box of cheroots like his hero.

I don't get this one. Did I miss a thread?

For Deano - A trip to some obscure film festival in europe

For two?

For theKid - More thrift store swaggatation.

Maybe I missed two threads?

For JM - What do get the man who has everything? Oh, a bottle of "English Leather".

That stuff tastes like crap.

For Smokey - A shave AND a bath, and a flea collar and a meal and some mouthwash....

We all thank Worf for this help.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST FOR MOI....

Continued health happiness and love to all my friends here and elswhere. If I missed anyone, no slight, just my bad, aged, decrepid memory.

Much Love and Wishes...

Da Worfster

You Da man Worfster. The bigger they are, the nicer they are.

GM

[ForeverAutumn]

For JM - What do get the man who has everything? Oh, a bottle of "English Leather".

That stuff tastes like crap.

SPLRRFFFF!

Another morning started with coffee in the keyboard. I think I need a new keyboard for Christmas.

[Groundbeef]

Ok, funny story.

When I was about 4, I was quite the acrobatic little scamp. My mother left me in the basement un-attended for a few minutes as something in the oven was burning. (or so the story goes). She was distracted with the burning caserole, and forgot about me for a bit.

She remembered that she had left me as the scent of Old Spice wafted through the kitchen. Mom, sprinted downstairs to find me bottle in hand. Apparently I had drank about 3/4 of the bottle that Mom had gotten my father for Christmas. I had climbed on top of a bookshelf to get it!

Mom rushed me to the ER, where I was observed for an hour or so. Back in the 70's child protection laws apparently were a bit more lax. I was released with the instruction to "make sure he doesn't fall asleep for a while" while I metablized the alchol in the aftershave.

I was quite giggly as my mother recalls. I stunk like old spice so bad, that my father NEVER got another bottle of it. As an added bonus, the portion that I hadn't drank proceeded to lift the wax off the floor where I had spilled. And the basement stunk for weeks.

I don't recall the exact taste, but I would assume it wasn't all that good. But hey, free booze right?

[jt1stcav]

All I want for Christmas is to have a 40 hour work week again and not get laid off like I'm afraid is going to happen soon...

Bah-humbug...

[ForeverAutumn]

All I want for Christmas is to have a 40 hour work week again and not get laid off like I'm afraid is going to happen soon...

Bah-humbug...

I hope you get your Christmas wish.

[Smokey]

For Smokey - A shave AND a bath, and a flea collar and a meal and some mouthwash....

I may have to share the flea collar with my mule

[Bernd]

I'm tired of being tired...and that single malt sounds good too.

Amen, brother.